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Any of them days in the title there? Hmm, I think not.

Saturday you say? Yeah, go on then

In bed, on-line??? You thought about getting help for your problem Scotty? Go back to sleep you freak. Hey mister! I was talking to my cousin last night who was in Sydney for New Year on his honeymoon. They were wondering what the point of the giant bear was outside the Lowenbrau place in The Rocks? They also spent an evening in The Orient listening to a crap band. Can't say I've ever done that myself like.... Hey there missy. Giant bear??? Didn't know there was one, haven't been there since you were in town but I'll find out as I'm down the road from there on Saturday night for a buck's party. As for the Orient, well you tourists will go into strange places. (Is P working in the same hospital as you now? Why not get him to bring you a coat?) There was a fucking enormous plastic bear outside of there man! Like 7 foot tall enormous! How could you not see it?! And P is at uni at the moment rather than on placement. There may be a brolly in my locker but it's such a fucking mess in there that I daren't dig too deep for fear I lose my arm

Of course, why didn't I think of that??? You twat log off, get out of bed and get a life. Just because you're at work and I'm not going to bother, my chubby antipodean chum. No need to get jealous. Besides, it's FUCKING COLD outside of my bed. And what excuse are you going to come up with this morning? Faulty plumbing again?

It's never let up all night. It's been lashing down for at least 8 hours. I don't believe I brought a coat to work with me last night either... Oh dear. I got fucking SOAKED yesterday on the way into work. I looked a right cockend as well cos me brolly blew inside out after I'd managed to get about 10 paces from my car, so I spent the rest of the way in getting pissed on and fighting to turn the twat back the right way round. I couldn't get through doors because I couldn't turn it the right way round so I was just cursing and yanking it through the door frame. I felt like Basil Fawlty. Well you do look a bit like him..

In bed, on-line??? You thought about getting help for your problem Scotty? Go back to sleep you freak. Hey mister! I was talking to my cousin last night who was in Sydney for New Year on his honeymoon. They were wondering what the point of the giant bear was outside the Lowenbrau place in The Rocks? They also spent an evening in The Orient listening to a crap band. Can't say I've ever done that myself like....

It's never let up all night. It's been lashing down for at least 8 hours. I don't believe I brought a coat to work with me last night either...

Yadda yadda yadda....

Even though it's the middle of the afternoon in Oz, hope you're having a good one

Proving me wrong is impossible woman. You should know that by now. You just wait! I LOVE proving you wrong

A-ha! You've just reminded me that I've got something at home that I need to post that will prove Gemmill HUGELY wrong about something. Watch this space....

Thank you for the use of asterisks

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Linger - The Cranberries

Blue Monday - New Order Manic Monday - Bangles Monday, Monday - Mamas and Papas Ruby Tuesday - Rolling Stones Wednesday - Tori Amos Friday I'm in love - The Cure Easy (like Sunday morning) - The Commadores Sunday Bloody Sunday - U2 Tell Me On A Sunday - from a musical and sang by various. That's all I can think of off the top of my head, Daveeeed. God, I'm bored.

I agree, it's fucking ridiculous, now fuck off! We all know he's been after Cat for a fair while despite the fact she's old enough to be his mother! I would have to have been a gymslip mam, but unfortunately it's true. How fucking depressing Mind you, if I were his mother I'd make sure he listened to some decent music and didn't run up and down a footy touchline in too-small shorts I'd force feed him alcohol and make him stay out til 2am like normal teenagers

No, I loved it there. Posting a picture of a female revealing cunt was unintentional and I didn't even want to get banned from N-O You're not really endearing yourself with the girlies on here by using my favourite word, either A girl on a football forum, obviously here sniffing for cock and therefore blatently not offended by the word cunt. You're the only cock around here at the moment mate, and not in a good way. C'mon sweetie, lose some weight and get yourself into offline cock-hunting Oh my god, you've hurt my feelings so badly I may have to go and cry in a corner and never leave the house again. Dick.

There was an audible gasp from the girls here at work when she said that I was kind of expecting it to crop up somewhere in the programme, but not from a woman

The man with the best tan in Washy Went to a fancy dress as Gandhi once apparently. I wish I'd seen that. Stick him in a white robe and whack the round glasses on him man. The fucking spit. Fuck off That's genius. It's absolutely true. We were on holiday in Mallorca so you can imagine the colour of him. We nicked a white sheet off the hotel bed and wrapped it round him, took the lenses out of some crappy sunglasses and moulded them into round shapes, put a pair of sandals on him and it was fucking scary. I've got a photo somewhere - if I can find it I'll post it. And yes, my dad is an absolute legend

I agree, it's fucking ridiculous, now fuck off! Fucking disgraceful language! I'm so offended I'm off to watch Shameless with it's messages about clean and healthy living

I friggin knew it!!!! Knew what? No-one I know from Washington has an arcade game in their bloody garage! Only cos me mam doesnt like me hanging round the bowling alley with the kids from 'round those parts' She's a wise woman

I'm sick on ommenting (sic) on it. It makes no bloody difference.

I friggin knew it!!!! Knew what? No-one I know from Washington has an arcade game in their bloody garage!

Fucking hell. I've just checked and I'm actually 10 years older than you, Johnny. I'm starting to count birthdays backwards from next month

Tis not my birthday till next month. Mine too. What date? 22nd. Mine's the 24th. You're 2 days older than me So make that you're about 25 years and 363 days older than me? Terrible accusations