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Bastard, twatting work. Enjoy the game, Matt

Going to Oz. And the sleep that I had the night I got back from Lourdes. Having averaged 2 hours per night whilst I was there and being responsible for 140 kids meant that I slept like never before.

G'night Dave

Yeah, no need to spit when you can swallow, just like Cat here obviously prefers I've said it before and I'll say it again - ladies don't spit....... but that doesn't clear up your stance on the matter ! Well whadya reckon? Am I a lady or am I not?

Yeah, no need to spit when you can swallow, just like Cat here obviously prefers I've said it before and I'll say it again - ladies don't spit.......

who're you going to leave you liver and kidneys to? They're not worth having at the moment, therefore no-one.

Why do you have the urge to spit?! It's fucking vile and there's no need!

Orange juice and paracetomol, or whatever your usual advice is for a hangover. 1g of paracetamol. 400mg of ibuprofen. Something like that anyway. Dear me. I don't feel great! Excellent preparation for tomorrow night then. Your liver's going to be thoroughly pickled by the end of the week. You're a bad influence. I seriously need a night off the booze. What time are we meeeting again?!

Orange juice and paracetomol, or whatever your usual advice is for a hangover. 1g of paracetamol. 400mg of ibuprofen. Something like that anyway. Dear me. I don't feel great!

Can someone tell me where my bed is? Oh my goodness. Works night out on the pop, everyone cries off early except for me and a couple of my colleagues and a doc. I need toast...........

I think the jumper has survived being handwashed.....

You're a right miserable twat today like

Laundry is woman's work man. I can't believe you're offering to do Cath's - it should be the other way round. You're forgetting I've seen you interact with your wife, Renton. I think "cowed" would be the appropriate term. did you just call Rentons wife a Cow? fight fight fight

If you can take Gemmil's cock out your mouth long enough to say it. Arrrgghhh!! Make the mental image of that stop!!

Not Kielder goats m'dear!

Okay if we're doing top tips then you should always dry cashmere flat so it doesn't become mis-shapen

Cashmere is wool from goats I think. Sounds lush when you put it like that "Yers, I shall be wearing my goats wool jumper tomorrow...."

Ooo, I wonder if mines got one of them I was gonna wear it tomorrow, hence the need for it to be washed But thanks Make sure you turn it inside out or you'll be coming tomorrow looking like one of the cat's furballs. Listen to you with your domestic hits and tips

Hoy! Who do you think you are sitting there expecting to be entertained by your minnions?! YOU do something exciting and tell us about it!

Ooo, I wonder if mines got one of them I was gonna wear it tomorrow, hence the need for it to be washed But thanks

Suppose I'd best put my Christmas tree up this afternoon And I have to handwash a cashmere jumper without completely ruining it. What are the odds?

You can handle your drink?!

Cash it!!!!!!!

Who do we play? Nobody appears to know....