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Yet funnily enough, it's the scabbiest, charvertastic estates that have the most tacky, overdone, Blackpool-fucking-illumination-esque decorations on their houses.

Play nice please, children.

We're planning a bit of a do on Christmas Day's nightshift actually.. No bauble earrings though. No jewellery allowed in theatre Is getting pissed and eating food in theatre alright though? We may have to restrict the alcohol intake..

Gawd, not this again

"We want all your unwanted clothing" And the postman still hasn't fucking been

I want a job that gives bonuses

yeah, horrible curtains eh?

We're planning a bit of a do on Christmas Day's nightshift actually.. No bauble earrings though. No jewellery allowed in theatre

The Brandling Suite at the racecourse, tithead!

I've got nowt but contempt for that attitude. Her dad used to be a bus driver before he retired-apparently she thinks he still does it for fun. That reminds me. Must ring him and ask if I can have a lift to my Christmas do...

You were grateful I had my key when you wanted to watch Extras though, weren't you?

Listen, you bunch of twats - ferk off!!! I had 10 bags of shopping. I think walking up Sheriff Hill may have been a bit of an ordeal. And if I wanted an Oompah Loompah then my daddy would have it round here in MINUTES!

Hmmm One of your better ideas..

I'm going to post in here everytime something gets put through the door. Just to show how many trees could have been saved. And to piss yous all off

I'll probably hang for this, but I do prefer the Trafford Centre by a mile. Let it out, love. Let it all out. Shurrup Manchester does have some plus points. I'm nipping back down just before Chrsitmas actually but not sure I'll have time to meet you and get horrifically drunk in Walkabout a la a couple of years ago Talk about getting your excuses in early. Charmed I'm sure. Hey, I was down there last week and you declined my invitation for a drink. Citing having to work of all things!

Believe me - I'm not laughing

There's no Selfridges in the Metrocentre Masseeeve one in the TC though..

I'll probably hang for this, but I do prefer the Trafford Centre by a mile. Let it out, love. Let it all out. Shurrup Manchester does have some plus points. I'm nipping back down just before Chrsitmas actually but not sure I'll have time to meet you and get horrifically drunk in Walkabout a la a couple of years ago

I think we've had a thread on this before but never mind. It's 9.25am and already I've already had flyers for Oye's Chinese Takeaway, Papa John's pizza place and the Low Fell Advertiser ("your community leaflet and local business guide") shoved through my door. I'm waiting for something in the post and I've now gone to the door 3 TIMES to find it's just shit!

I'll probably hang for this, but I do prefer the Trafford Centre by a mile.

The Metrocentre was fucking mental last Saturday like. I was forcibly frog-marched there despite kicking and screaming and can guarantee it will be the only Saturday this year that I have/will be venturing there Anyway, the weekend is irrelevant for me this week cos I've had a week off and have another one next week

It's shite. Honest? Have you seen them? Come on as I'm gonna be flying back from the match for this. Should I not bother then? I think they're canny - get yourself back for it!

Good luck Radg Mine's tomorrow night. It has the potential to be very messy...

Meow

That is NOTHING like me before anyone starts!!