catmag

Loves this thread more than any other.

There are 40 of us in a syndicate at work. If we win it we're all walking out. Hope nobody needs surgery any time soon cos the QE theatres will be like a ghost town..

Aye, I need to do one of them an'all but I'm skint as owt. Get paid Tuesday so might have to do the shopping, go overdrawn and keep me fingers crossed! Make sure you remember your keys. Git!

Aye, I need to do one of them an'all but I'm skint as owt. Get paid Tuesday so might have to do the shopping, go overdrawn and keep me fingers crossed!

My weekends now start of a Wednesday or Thursday morning since I started on permanent nights, but there is still something quite nice about Fridays...

Could be

Well it's not hard earned is it with your job. Sometimes. I ended up doing a 15 hour shift on Wednesday night

I think I can safely say that I won't be spending any hard-earned cash to go and see this one

She wanted to keep the link to Donna Air's cum-covered face to PM? Filthy. EDIT: Guess not! That's one link I didn't click, surprisingly enough!

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Have the fabbest day, petal

Aye, I've just read that

That's not bad considering I do 12-hour nightshifts!

Anyone having bother with hotmail today? Most annoying

I took part in a local pub quiz version of Mastermind a few years ago. My specialised subject? The Sound of Music And I won

Oh dear I'm sorry you're feeling like shit but women aren't the only ones who play mind games.

I get the same as normal people except I get 10 additional days in lieu to make up for the fact that when you're all tucking into your Christmas turkey, I'm expected to be stood in an operating theatre trying to stop people from bleeding to death

Anal twat? Kinky tbh. Female platypus. That's an obscure one for the naturalists tbh. I think we can thank the coming together of a randy mallard and a tart of an otter for that one! Wonder if her bra and knickers matched. Fur coat and no knickers tbh.

How difficult can it be to put on a matching pair of socks?!?!

I've just booked next week off work too. I shall be working it all as I can barely scrape enough pennies together for a loaf of bread

Well it makes me laugh. It's shit and it's crude but so what? It'd be boring if we were all the same... Oh, and how long before Gol comes along and reminds us once again that he's shagged on of the "stars"

Night Owls is on!

There is something to be said for them Bridget Jones times when you don't have to worry about shaving your legs or whether your underwear matches

Agree with that. I don't always buy matching sets as they're bloody expensive, but generally wear the same colour. Tend to make the effort to match if I'm getting dressed up for something spesh. If I'm just going to work then as long as they're clean - they'll do!