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Good man so he is. 142884[/snapback] "Ei'm gonna haff yew kelled!"

Every time I hear the word Jamica I'm reminded of the "D'ya make her?" joke. Is mancy really a rasta then? 142875[/snapback] Aye. He had his dreads highlighted with blonde tips in recognition of his Mackem/charva heritage.

What are you, some sort of tramp or summat? 142867[/snapback] A lass I used to go to school with added sugar to coke to get rid of the fizz. Yes, she was a porker. 142871[/snapback] I don't do that Fizz makes me burp, I prefer flat pop

Turn up in cricket whites and put it down the front of your pants. Make sure you re-arrange it often so no steward is tempted to go there...

Positively ancient that. And the one I heard substituted Scottish people with Geordies. Must try harder Craig! 142842[/snapback] Generically identical tho tbf. 142851[/snapback] Says the half-mackem. 142865[/snapback] /half Jamaican

That ranks as one of the most insane comments ever made on this board. 142862[/snapback] Thanks

Pop from a bottle that is just out of the fridge. Shaken til there's no fizz left

It's been posted before but....... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fartingcat.html

I think a bacon sarnie and a cup of tea might be in order this morning!

It was a bit harsh considering they're doing it for charity but I kind of agreed with the sentiment of what she was saying.

Cheers chaps. SLP? Have you actually got your wallchart on the wall?

Does anyone know if the kick-off times on the BBC fixtures are BST or Jorman time? I'm assuming they're our time like......

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/w...and/5027124.stm Let's hope he doesn't exacerbate the injury in the friendly.

Rob starts another thread about drug fiends in cycling - must be summer!

Sam(uel)

I'd love it - LOVE IT!!

Nah, these two replace the two that walked out. There'll be a golden ticket winner to come I think.

All she needs now is the cold, dead eyes.... This Michelle bird loves herself like, doesn't she?

Hewitt/Loos The things that you see when you've not got a gun.

# The dark haired one she / he is called Sam/Samuel and is a nail technician 142548[/snapback] Awwww, man! We could have had fun if he'd picked the other one!

Howay studmuffin - which do you think?!

2 new housemates - sexy ladies! Except one of them is not a girl.....

Just noticed that Zara Phillips is in the crowd BB is funny at the mo aswell - have a look!

This rugby blokes really good! He's not pretty, but he can sing....