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Just bung it in the washer and push random buttons. I'm sure it'll look suitably 'bloke-washed' by the time it comes out. It may be a different colour and may not fit, but there you go!

True but I have the feeling the tide may be turning against Richard and I cannot bear to watch that smug slimy little bastards face if he does not go the mora 143903[/snapback] Surely he has to go. He's a cock.

Breathalyse him yourself, did you? I hope you're slightly less judgemental when dealing with your patients every day.

You were actually escorted from the building?

143072[/snapback] That's funny

You could send of for 50 when I collected them, back in my youth. 142927[/snapback] Scott, I think you owe Luke a kiss!

Saying "Gemmill was wrong" is never something one should apologise for. 142922[/snapback] Both of you need to apologise tbh. To ME. 142924[/snapback] I'll swap you an apology for you to kiss Meenzer with tongues!

Whoops - sorry Meenz!

Weren't you always able to write to Panini with the sticker numbers to complete your collection though?

You meant "bun threads" there, didnt'cha, didnt'cha!!

Good man so he is. 142884[/snapback] "Ei'm gonna haff yew kelled!"

Every time I hear the word Jamica I'm reminded of the "D'ya make her?" joke. Is mancy really a rasta then? 142875[/snapback] Aye. He had his dreads highlighted with blonde tips in recognition of his Mackem/charva heritage.

What are you, some sort of tramp or summat? 142867[/snapback] A lass I used to go to school with added sugar to coke to get rid of the fizz. Yes, she was a porker. 142871[/snapback] I don't do that Fizz makes me burp, I prefer flat pop

Turn up in cricket whites and put it down the front of your pants. Make sure you re-arrange it often so no steward is tempted to go there...

Positively ancient that. And the one I heard substituted Scottish people with Geordies. Must try harder Craig! 142842[/snapback] Generically identical tho tbf. 142851[/snapback] Says the half-mackem. 142865[/snapback] /half Jamaican

That ranks as one of the most insane comments ever made on this board. 142862[/snapback] Thanks

Pop from a bottle that is just out of the fridge. Shaken til there's no fizz left

It's been posted before but....... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fartingcat.html

I think a bacon sarnie and a cup of tea might be in order this morning!

It was a bit harsh considering they're doing it for charity but I kind of agreed with the sentiment of what she was saying.

Cheers chaps. SLP? Have you actually got your wallchart on the wall?

Does anyone know if the kick-off times on the BBC fixtures are BST or Jorman time? I'm assuming they're our time like......

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/w...and/5027124.stm Let's hope he doesn't exacerbate the injury in the friendly.

Rob starts another thread about drug fiends in cycling - must be summer!