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Good god, it's Rob 127410[/snapback]

The curry ones are nice man, yer git lezza! 127461[/snapback] Ming mong

Yeeeeeurch!! To all of them!

A very well-oiled lunch by the looks of it. How the fuck they allow you back in that office of an afternoon is beyond me

Looks like they're onto him and dealing with it, thankfully.

You're going to shove his arse up his elbow?? How does that work? I suppose you learn these new fangled techniques being a nurse. 127380[/snapback] It's amazing what I'm capable of when I'm angry

They're gonna shit all over your house man! 127367[/snapback] They've never once shit anywhere except in their litter tray (this excludes the time I found Mildred IN my bed with a turd clinging onto her furry bot ) However, I'm going to slip some laxative into their dinner today just before Scott picks them up...

She's just bone idle 127344[/snapback] I'm leaving for Australia tomorrow and don't have time for such menial tasks!! 127346[/snapback] Well mark my words you'll regret it when you comeback to a shit tip! 127350[/snapback] That's why I need someone to clean it for me, man!!

You fucker If there is as much as one piece of fur out of place on those kittens when I get back you won't know your arse from your elbow as one will be shoved up the other!

She's just bone idle 127344[/snapback] I'm leaving for Australia tomorrow and don't have time for such menial tasks!!

Would someone come round and clean my house please? I'll give you a chocolate muffin EDIT! And NO that's not a euphemism!

I think he more than deserves the chance.

View from the top of the Empire State building, New York Central Park, New York Ground Zero at night, NY Ground Zero, NY Times Square, NY

The Angel Kuredu Island, Maldives Kuredu Island, Maldives Basilique Rosaire, Lourdes Le Chateau Fort, Lourdes (by day) Le Chateau Fort, Lourdes (by night)

*puts hand up* 127064[/snapback] Ah yes, I forgot about you and your secret spy missions! When you due to go away next, snakey?

Insanely jealous tbh

Do you actually have a job though?

Take That

...who else has got the next 23 days off work? Anyone? Just me then?

Weird. That's like deja-vu. I was telling you on Saturday about the bombings in Sharm-El-Sheik the week before my cousin went out there for a holiday, and that news report is almost exactly the same

I've just read through the whole thread on the SMB and it's heartbreaking. RIP Peter and thoughts and prayers to his wife and family.

Not after the last one, anyway, you grumpy bastard!

Are you defending my honour or in competition? 126763[/snapback] It's the latter, just after admitting he was on drugs 126764[/snapback] Cheeky! I'm in demand from a teenager with a referee fetish and an old bloke.

Are you defending my honour or in competition?

We saw a bloke stop on Level 5 for a rest and a tab on Saturday!