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Tis true. There's some research that says it's not totally advisable in the first 12 weeks of pregnancy but nowt to stop you the rest of the time.

Oi, Wacky! Sort your bloody post out, yer thick get!!

Is there a picture or a link on that post that only I can't see? It's not 1st April yet is it?

That's not a toy!!

Zenith is blue, isn't it?

Methinks thou dost protest too much

I like it so much better when it's lighter mornings and nights. I think I may have S.A.D. I think I should go and live somewhere in the Mediterranean....

Mine are mental enough without having that aswell. Their latest adventure is to climb up every shelf of my bookcase one by one and throw all the ornaments, cuddly toys and several books down onto the floor one by one and then roll around right on the top shelf near the ceiling like a nutcase. One of them also jumped off the windowsill into my cup of tea the other day. The tea landed sqaure in the middle of my computer keyboard and knackered it. When I looked out of the window to see what had frightened her, I found a ferking heeeyoooge one-eyed moggy sat on the windowsill on the other side of the glass. I nearly shit myself

Looks like he goes round stealing clothes off footballers washing lines if his 'other items' are anything to go by

He's not man. This is Robs trick: Find something that's current and topical. Do 10 minutes frantic research online into the latest goings-on. Post on here and appear all knowledgeable and superior when actually he didn't know where Reading was 12 minutes ago....

Sorry. Ask me one about fluffy kittens!

That's how much sense your post makes to me. Sorry I couldn't be of more help

Where did they get all them thousands of Lego people from. I would always lose mine when I was a kid! Does their hair still come off an'all?

The one in the middle looks like a tranny

What did you have to drag that bck up for?! The Fish will be all over it like a rash

Charlie had a glue bag, a glue bag, a glue bag, Charlie had a glue bag, a glue bag he had He sniffed it by day and he sniffed it by night And when he came back he was high as a kite. That's Washington for you! Although in junior school he defos had a pigeon....

Such hard work that you don't actually remember to send the SAE and then nearly shit yourself when you think you're not going to get your ticket 110048[/snapback] To be fair, I think we've all done that. Don't deny it woman! 110060[/snapback] I've never done it. Scouts honour

It just saves us going to the bar twice as often 109979[/snapback] Hell's teeth! You're always on that Breezer shite anyways so I don't know who's rattled your cage missy! 110011[/snapback] Aye, but she drinks two of them at once. 110022[/snapback] Double-fisted. 110049[/snapback] Ewww....

Such hard work that you don't actually remember to send the SAE and then nearly shit yourself when you think you're not going to get your ticket

I always wanted a tortoise when I was a kid....

A testimonial boxing match between Keane and Shearer would be more entertaining like. 109977[/snapback] A Keane and Neil Lennon tag team? There's some entertainment. We could have Emre as Shearers midget wrestling partner!

Can you add a 'banging-your-head-off-a-brick-wall smiley?

It just saves us going to the bar twice as often

Fish 4 Lou tbh. 109972[/snapback] IDST

He thinks he's Rik out of the Young Ones.