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I'd completely forgotten about that! And you've taken my words completely out of context, you bad, bad man!!

I just do it to impress you tbh *swoon*

I swear I am about to choke laughing

I see we're going to have to keep a close eye on you at the next piss-up

They should dab the end with a bit of loo roll tbh

2 GOLD (-en shower) threads in one day. Toontastic rocks!

Brilliant My only contribution to the confessions is that I was bursting for a wee on the way home from a night out and the only suitable spot was in the middle of a built up roundabout (trees and shrubs for cover) on a very busy road in Manchester... It was in Wythenshawe like, and that sort of thing is perfectly normal behaviour

It's a jungle up there. 113957[/snapback] Plenty of blacks? 114225[/snapback] 114321[/snapback] Missing one of these I'm sure. 114350[/snapback] Aye. Sima being all non-controversial and that.

Can't say I have. Should get 10 bonus points on "I Spy While Pissing" for that one. Also, 5 points for managing to move a clip-on bog freshener more than quarter of the way round the bowl. 114352[/snapback] Noooooooo!! You lot are fucking rank!

Aye, now you've got a dishwasher

Yeeeeurgh

Awww. Did you make that specially? 114294[/snapback] Of course he did, because Gol Rocks!! 114333[/snapback] I'm gonna have to hide that from Scott tbh

Come on then lads - let's have your stories of pissing where you shouldn't have done. Mate of mine woke up in the night after being out on the piss, stumbled to the bathroom (or so he thought) only to have his mam turn the light on which woke him up properly and he realised he was watering the pot plant on the landing

It's a jungle up there. 113957[/snapback] Plenty of blacks? 114225[/snapback]

I've heard he has to have one of them baby seats to stop him falling in when taking a shit. 114315[/snapback] Oh, the mental image.

Then squat!

Never, EVER have carpet in a bathroom Oh, and Linz - pud is obviously worth hanging on to as he's the only one who has replied with a vaguely acceptable response. The other mingers are just full of excuses!

Awww. Did you make that specially?

Fucking hell God gave you fine tuning for a reason. If you're incapable of using it properly then sit down!

Treat 'em mean and keep 'em keen tbh. 114028[/snapback] There's nowt like keeping your options open petal.

It's just a ridiculous thing that shouldn't happen! There's a fucking big hole to aim for - how the fuck does any bloke manage to miss?!

Jeeeeeeeeeez, 80's-tastic! I'm inclined to agree with the sentiment (of your post and not the article) though....

Laughable isn't it? "Ohhh, it's 5pm and I really should be finishing work, but I'll just hang on for 5 more minutes.... "

i can see the headlines now.... More disgrace for Newcastle united as one of its forums is closed down pending the outcome of a case involving underage girl/phone sex/topless photos displayed on the internet all aided and abetted by 20 forum members on the net!!! 114189[/snapback] Hitzfeld will never come to manage us after that 114191[/snapback] Graham Rix might. ALLEGEDLY. 114193[/snapback] Ouch.

i can see the headlines now.... More disgrace for Newcastle united as one of its forums is closed down pending the outcome of a case involving underage girl/phone sex/topless photos displayed on the internet all aided and abetted by 20 forum members on the net!!! 114189[/snapback] Hitzfeld will never come to manage us after that 114191[/snapback] GOD...all we'd get is Bruce!! 114192[/snapback] And it would be no more than we'd deserve. I blame peasepud tbh.