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They have to be taller than me. Which isn't difficult

Monopoly money is the way to go!

I tend to agree with that, but at the same time I don't actually think that Arsenal or Man U would take him. Obviously Liverpool would be another matter entirely, but would he get the chance to go back while Benitez was still in charge? I think it's fairly normal that all the media stuff is focussing on him playing for England this summer, but let's just hope he has the loyalty to hang around for at least another season up here. I've just got a feeling he'll go to the world cup, get injured and then be fucked for the start of next season an'all

I bought an Ixus 400 about 2 and a 1/2 years ago. Not exactly the same but probably similar. It's been brilliant - good solid build and excellent lens, and very easy to use. The 55 has slightly improved specs and is even smaller I believe, I would get myself one if I didn't already have the 400. So yeah, I'd go for it. 115149[/snapback] Cheers, m'dear. Tis ordered and should arrive very soon!

Happy, happy, happy!

Happy Easter!!!

By the same token, hospitals are rife with unexplained goings-on after the lights have gone out And I don't mean doctors and nurses in the linen cupboard

Aye we do. We're not daft you know!

Rare, but not unheard of. The majority of my best friends throughout my life have been male, and with only one exception they have been entirely platonic. I can only speak from my side of things but they would never have turned into anything more. However in this particular case, it's pretty obvious that the bloke still holds a bit of a torch for your girlfriend and it sounds like he'll use any excuse to just see, text, or be around her which is naturally worrying for you. The fact that your girlfriend is happy for you to go and get her phone, she's not deleting messages, and she's open and honest about when he's around etc seems to suggest that she doesn't reciprocate his feelings and therefore it looks like your worries are unfounded. It may be worth a quiet word in his ear like. I wouldn't advocate kicking the shit out of him just yet though. Unrequited love can be a painful enough thing!

you have no taste at all FACT 115111[/snapback] Whoever it was that decided that peanuts should be mashed up and made into a paste that looks and smells like baby shite should be strung up by the ankles and flogged with a tree branch. Peanuts in any form are rank. Fact-a-doodle-dooooo!

its good. that mini enough for you? 115109[/snapback] I can always rely on you to be concise m'dear!

How in God's name was anything like this allowed to make it onto the shelves of the Great British Public and again.

Cheers - it sounds like my best bet. I'd read a few online reviews, I was just wondering if anyone here had one.

I'm looking to buy a new digital camera before I go to Oz in a couple of weeks time. At the moment I think it's going to be a Canon Digital Ixus 55. Does anyone have one that can do me a mini-review?

I think he peaked with that thread - in more ways than one

I never believed in a million years that these words would be typed by my own fair hands, but I'd like to see Manchester United beat Chelsea's diving, cheating, sulky, egotistical arses into the middle of next week. Is there no way we can still beat the pair of them? No way at all? Are you suuuure?

Scott never told me he'd met Superman!

: 114453[/snapback] gymnast ?????? 114456[/snapback] I'm pretty flexible like 114461[/snapback] In what way 114464[/snapback] Every way People are going to be sooo disappointed with the actual real events here

A few years ago when I worked on the wards I was looking after a patient who was having serious problems going to the loo. He was a double-amputee so when he wanted a shit we used to have to help him onto a bedpan, leave him for a bit and then go back when he'd finished. Anyway, this one day he'd asked for a bedpan, so two of us went in, helped him to get onto it in bed and then left him to do what he had to do - although we weren't that convinced as he'd not opened his bowels for what seemed like weeks. Not too long after we heard him shouting "Nurse, NURSE!! QUICK!!" Fearing he'd lost his balance, toppled off the pan and hurtled head first onto the floor, we flew back behind the curtains to hear him shouting "I need another bedpan!" I swear to God - I have NEVER seen a shit like it in my life. The bedpan was full and it was completely solid like a litre tub of chocolate ice-cream. We duly provided a second bed pan which he filled and then declared "Phew - that's better!"

See what you miss when you're all starry-eyed and pathetic?!

: 114453[/snapback] gymnast ?????? 114456[/snapback] I'm pretty flexible like

Don't tell me you didn't enjoy having a feel

Ohhh to have been the nurse that answered that call!!