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i can see the headlines now.... More disgrace for Newcastle united as one of its forums is closed down pending the outcome of a case involving underage girl/phone sex/topless photos displayed on the internet all aided and abetted by 20 forum members on the net!!! 114189[/snapback] Hitzfeld will never come to manage us after that

Welcome! Bet you never have this much fun on Newcastle-Online!

Aye - usually "mong"

I'm not that arsed about seeing the photos, I'm only in it for the classic thread potential! ars. 114175[/snapback] I've obviously missed something on here today - or you're just calling me names. And yeah, yeah - whatever!

May I just add that I can practically hear you boys panting in anticipation of this photo. It's quite pathetic.

Jesus H. Christ. I do one dayshift at work and look what I miss! Sounds like S-O's gonna run out of power and leave us all completely unsatisfied. A bit like this lass on Friday night

I've played footy with Chris Waddle on several occasions on the school field next to my mam and dads. We lived next door to his brother. I also know (Ant and) Dec's brother.

It was a canny day out on Saturday. Nice to meet Sandy and his mate, and nice to almost see mancy....

That's dreadful He was pretty unlucky what with his car blowing up just yards from the finishing line tho

What happened ? 113585[/snapback] Surrounded by 5 or 6 of them (one with a pit bull) at Gateshead metro when I was on my way home, and propositioned (not politely), intimidated and other inappropriate stuff. 113587[/snapback] Something along the lines of "Giz ya fucking berghoos or I'll chiv ya" 113601[/snapback] No. More along the lines of "Can I feel your c***"

What happened ? 113585[/snapback] Surrounded by 5 or 6 of them (one with a pit bull) at Gateshead metro when I was on my way home, and propositioned (not politely), intimidated and other inappropriate stuff.

Following a particularly unpleasant encounter with some of this species last night, I wouldn't be averse to visiting the New Monkey when it was jammed full and firebombing the place. Harsh and not my usual feelings on violence, but fair.

And I don't think I've ever been called a 'knobette' before. Class.

Totally acceptable IMO, no worse than "you fat bastard" or "Sit down pinochio" etc etc. Awaits head sheep Gemmil to baaa baaa in on this one 113535[/snapback] Don't worry yourself. All homosexuals will die out soon what with their inability to breed. You fucking numpty

May I suggest a cull?

Have a good one, and enjoy Spain!

He is rather like a pet, isn't he? The minute he starts scratching the furniture and bringing dead potential managers home - he's oot!

I've not long got up. Good morning!

You should also have noticed that we do not tolerate the use of the c-word! Well, I don't. 112710[/snapback] I've only ever yet to find one women who can tolerate and infact use that word on a regular basis.... 112713[/snapback] It's all in the inflection 112717[/snapback] I disagree. I think it's in the letters that then form the word actually.

He's canny on radio 2 in a morning like....

It's weird and dark, but a good watch nonetheless. Hmmm, that wasn't really a Django-esque precis was it?

How long before Dan posts and asks where the Trent is again?

You should also have noticed that we do not tolerate the use of the c-word! Well, I don't. 112710[/snapback] I've only ever yet to find one women who can tolerate and infact use that word on a regular basis.... 112713[/snapback] She sounds delightful. It's bad enough coming from a bloke.

You should also have noticed that we do not tolerate the use of the c-word! Well, I don't.

Aye, 12 midday. I'll be the one with Gemmill's man bags under my eyes. Oo-er, that sounded rude. 112503[/snapback] Was going to make a comment about saddle bags but I don't think I'll go there 112505[/snapback] Mine or Scott's?