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I've not long got up. Good morning!

You should also have noticed that we do not tolerate the use of the c-word! Well, I don't. 112710[/snapback] I've only ever yet to find one women who can tolerate and infact use that word on a regular basis.... 112713[/snapback] It's all in the inflection 112717[/snapback] I disagree. I think it's in the letters that then form the word actually.

He's canny on radio 2 in a morning like....

It's weird and dark, but a good watch nonetheless. Hmmm, that wasn't really a Django-esque precis was it?

How long before Dan posts and asks where the Trent is again?

You should also have noticed that we do not tolerate the use of the c-word! Well, I don't. 112710[/snapback] I've only ever yet to find one women who can tolerate and infact use that word on a regular basis.... 112713[/snapback] She sounds delightful. It's bad enough coming from a bloke.

You should also have noticed that we do not tolerate the use of the c-word! Well, I don't.

Aye, 12 midday. I'll be the one with Gemmill's man bags under my eyes. Oo-er, that sounded rude. 112503[/snapback] Was going to make a comment about saddle bags but I don't think I'll go there 112505[/snapback] Mine or Scott's?

Aye, 12 midday. I'll be the one with Gemmill's man bags under my eyes. Oo-er, that sounded rude.

A fighter jet just flew so close to the house that stuff was shaking, I thought Cath had come for me! 112475[/snapback] I'm biding my time. But I will get you. Oh yes.

Nicely stickied

Shameless is class like. It's like an at-home in mancy's street....

Or just about anything if you're a woman. 112465[/snapback] Women are far more articulate than blokes

Did anyone see Jade Goody on 'Celebrity' Stars In Your Eyes last week? She was supposed to be some country singer woman but looked the spit of Miss Piggy. She's vile

I'm looking forward to trying this. I can't drink anything full-fat now as it just feels like swallowing spoons of sugar. Unfortunately the aspartame that they use in diet drinks isn't overly good for you but they're infinitely more palatable

I think they're probably bought by newly-pubescent teenage boys looking for a cheap thrill Oh, and Sammy

"on the spot" yeah, its as if I have a second sense for where these things are going to happen 111552[/snapback] You're the one setting fire to buildings! You set fire to them then run back to your flat and take photos. You post them and go: "Oh look at this! Dunno what's happening there but it looks terrrrrrible!"

You could make a fortune being the on-the-spot photographer/reporter for these fires.

I've just downloaded Nature's Law actually which I think is a very lovely song.

There was huuuuuuuge over-reporting of golf courses in that dossier like! It was quite an interesting read up until that point. I found it quite funny that it was supposed to be information on the local area and then I came across a detailed despcription of Sunningdale golf course...

AAAAH HOW DARE YOU You're banned from this thread. 111446[/snapback] I'm still heeeeeeere!

We should definitely have a 'ferkin' dreadful and done-to-death' joke thread tbh

This is the other side of the coin that we forget about. Most of us have the sentiment to let these daft fuckers jump and let us get on with our lives, but we forget that the polis, fire brigade (Christ, how old fashioned a title is that??), ambulance and medical people have to deal with the aftermath of any such 'jump'. Makes me think twice about wanting to give them a 'helping hand'. 111487[/snapback] We've had jumpers come to theatre before (providing they don't actually finish the job off like) and it's usually a hell of a mess. If they land on their feet they usually end up with impact injuries of broken ankles, shattered legs and their pelvis in lots of little pieces. It's long, arduous surgery and a looooong rehab afterwards.

We were tipped off at work that we may have a 'jumper' coming in but nothing materialised. There was also another fire on the Quayside - anyone know anything about that? I was heading into town straight after work to go to the theatre and it was a nightmare - fire engines trying to get from Gateshead to the Newcastle side of the Quayside at around 6.10pm. Thich black smoke and flames from the top of a building around Malmaison by the looks of it.

This thread is about nice bacon sarnies, not silly games