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Make sure he brings your wallet!

Are you two talking about sausages?

It's brown. And full of chocolate.

Upstairs in the Trent. It's completely empty when we get there so we can usually grab a spot

He looks worryingly like one of ours tbh.

Shall we start at 12 for this one cos I'm working Friday night and need something to keep me awake on Saturday The usual suspects in attendance?

Keep posting though - you keep me entertained no end. Oh and them paper things all around you? Them's books

Make me one will you?

I thought the players used the best, top, most fantasmagorical surgeons to operate on their players? His mustn't have been much cop if he put the wrong size screw in his foot to pin it! Even the ortho surgeons at my place generally get it right and they're only Gateshead's finest

Bacon and egg with brown sauce on stottie. Mmmmmmmm........

Tis true. There's some research that says it's not totally advisable in the first 12 weeks of pregnancy but nowt to stop you the rest of the time. 110998[/snapback] Bad news, I was at it like a sewing machine then, getting my moneys worth before she started showing and knocking me off my stride 111000[/snapback] It obviously didn't do any harm in your case then And aye, it's supposed to help induce labour, but then so is having a hot bath and a curry. If I was 9 months pregnant and looked like the side of a house then I think I'd probably go for the curry option...

Tis true. There's some research that says it's not totally advisable in the first 12 weeks of pregnancy but nowt to stop you the rest of the time.

Oi, Wacky! Sort your bloody post out, yer thick get!!

Is there a picture or a link on that post that only I can't see? It's not 1st April yet is it?

That's not a toy!!

Zenith is blue, isn't it?

Methinks thou dost protest too much

I like it so much better when it's lighter mornings and nights. I think I may have S.A.D. I think I should go and live somewhere in the Mediterranean....

Mine are mental enough without having that aswell. Their latest adventure is to climb up every shelf of my bookcase one by one and throw all the ornaments, cuddly toys and several books down onto the floor one by one and then roll around right on the top shelf near the ceiling like a nutcase. One of them also jumped off the windowsill into my cup of tea the other day. The tea landed sqaure in the middle of my computer keyboard and knackered it. When I looked out of the window to see what had frightened her, I found a ferking heeeyoooge one-eyed moggy sat on the windowsill on the other side of the glass. I nearly shit myself

Looks like he goes round stealing clothes off footballers washing lines if his 'other items' are anything to go by

He's not man. This is Robs trick: Find something that's current and topical. Do 10 minutes frantic research online into the latest goings-on. Post on here and appear all knowledgeable and superior when actually he didn't know where Reading was 12 minutes ago....

Sorry. Ask me one about fluffy kittens!

That's how much sense your post makes to me. Sorry I couldn't be of more help

Where did they get all them thousands of Lego people from. I would always lose mine when I was a kid! Does their hair still come off an'all?

The one in the middle looks like a tranny