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Burning?! I'm surprised it hasn't dropped off!

Next time you have a wank, jizz into a cup and then down it in one. Then come back and ask the question again.... 115659[/snapback] Nothing to do with taste. Just manners imo 115707[/snapback] Manners?! You should be fucking grateful she's putting your knob in her mouth in the first place!

Next time you have a wank, jizz into a cup and then down it in one. Then come back and ask the question again....

You obviously didn't notice his recent hair disaster on Saturday! Quite difficult to miss actually as all we got was the view of the back of his head as he slavvered ...

That's freaky

Luckily some of us are blessed with boobs and brains. Just not much height...

I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff! 115496[/snapback] Using Joni Mitchell lyrics in your sig? 115576[/snapback] Shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 115581[/snapback] Awwwwww. Sweet songs about clouds and fluffy things. It must be love!!

4ft4 plus? That's everyone bar your double-amputee-bedpan-fella in with a chance tbh. 115562[/snapback] That's 5ft 4 plus, you slavvering manc!

Fucking hell - such a charmer "Aye pet, you'll do for now, just let me shoot me load over your tits and then be off with you!"

Would it be bad to admit that I thought he was dead already?

They have to be taller than me. Which isn't difficult

Monopoly money is the way to go!

I tend to agree with that, but at the same time I don't actually think that Arsenal or Man U would take him. Obviously Liverpool would be another matter entirely, but would he get the chance to go back while Benitez was still in charge? I think it's fairly normal that all the media stuff is focussing on him playing for England this summer, but let's just hope he has the loyalty to hang around for at least another season up here. I've just got a feeling he'll go to the world cup, get injured and then be fucked for the start of next season an'all

I bought an Ixus 400 about 2 and a 1/2 years ago. Not exactly the same but probably similar. It's been brilliant - good solid build and excellent lens, and very easy to use. The 55 has slightly improved specs and is even smaller I believe, I would get myself one if I didn't already have the 400. So yeah, I'd go for it. 115149[/snapback] Cheers, m'dear. Tis ordered and should arrive very soon!

Happy, happy, happy!

Happy Easter!!!

By the same token, hospitals are rife with unexplained goings-on after the lights have gone out And I don't mean doctors and nurses in the linen cupboard

Aye we do. We're not daft you know!

Rare, but not unheard of. The majority of my best friends throughout my life have been male, and with only one exception they have been entirely platonic. I can only speak from my side of things but they would never have turned into anything more. However in this particular case, it's pretty obvious that the bloke still holds a bit of a torch for your girlfriend and it sounds like he'll use any excuse to just see, text, or be around her which is naturally worrying for you. The fact that your girlfriend is happy for you to go and get her phone, she's not deleting messages, and she's open and honest about when he's around etc seems to suggest that she doesn't reciprocate his feelings and therefore it looks like your worries are unfounded. It may be worth a quiet word in his ear like. I wouldn't advocate kicking the shit out of him just yet though. Unrequited love can be a painful enough thing!

you have no taste at all FACT 115111[/snapback] Whoever it was that decided that peanuts should be mashed up and made into a paste that looks and smells like baby shite should be strung up by the ankles and flogged with a tree branch. Peanuts in any form are rank. Fact-a-doodle-dooooo!

its good. that mini enough for you? 115109[/snapback] I can always rely on you to be concise m'dear!

How in God's name was anything like this allowed to make it onto the shelves of the Great British Public and again.

Cheers - it sounds like my best bet. I'd read a few online reviews, I was just wondering if anyone here had one.

I'm looking to buy a new digital camera before I go to Oz in a couple of weeks time. At the moment I think it's going to be a Canon Digital Ixus 55. Does anyone have one that can do me a mini-review?