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Is a Irie likkle place!!! (The Cheese hamlets the one just awa from the Clock Tower by the way, not been in since you dragged me in there though. Not my scene at all. Charv!) 116459[/snapback] I do believe that was the night you were wearing your gay pink shirt iirc There's a Cheese Hamlet on Heaton Moor road as well I think

Only somewhere like Didsbury would have a specialist cheese shop like. Too posh for their own good, I reckon.

I used to be a Medium. But then I started eating cream cakes and now I'm an Extra Large. Jokeeeeeeeng!!

Within the space of that post alone - you became old!! 115889[/snapback] Ha ha Old and experienced though! 115890[/snapback] And someone who possesses particularly bad taste! "C'mon Snakey. Let's be 'aaavin' yewwwwwwww. I can't hear yewwwwwwww....!!!" *shudders*

Ferkin hell. I didn't quite expect it this soon. It's teeeeny!!

Within the space of that post alone - you became old!!

LONDON (Reuters) - Police investigating the snatching of a six-year-old girl from her bath in northern England last year said on Thursday they had charged a 34-year man with kidnap, rape and indecent assault. Peter Ivor Voisey from the Blyth area, around 5 miles (8 km) north of the girl's North Tyneside home in Wallsend, will appear before magistrates on Friday. Voisey, also known as Smith, had been arrested on Tuesday. A 24-year-old woman from the North Tyneside area, arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice, was released on police bail. The girl was found distressed but safe around 15 minutes after she was reported missing from her home on the evening of December 27. Northumbria Police said at the time her abductor had subjected the girl to a sexually motivated assault in his car. They believe the man took the girl from a ground floor bathroom after entering from the back of her house.

Doesn't Delia know latex is only designed for wearing everywhere but the hands 115867[/snapback] Bit of a bugger if you don't discover you have a latex allergy until that very time.... And I think Delia is far too straight-laced to have ever considered it to be used for anything except washing-up gloves!

Delia's Way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. The Real Woman's Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for goodness sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway! Delia's Way: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. The Real Woman's Way: Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year. Delia's Way: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. The Real Woman's Way: Tesco sells cakes. They even do decorated versions. Delia's Way: If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice. The Real Woman's Way: If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." Delia's Way: Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. The Real Woman's Way: It could keep forever. Who the hell eats it?! Delia's Way: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. The Real Woman's Way: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in a glass of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont care! Delia's Way: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. The Real Woman's Way: That's why I have a man. Delia's Way: Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. The Real Woman's Way: Leftover wine???? Are you mental?!?!

Scott's favourite I believe....

Never!! :D

Any fruit with savoury food is just wrong! Pineapple in sweet and sour, pineapple on gammon, pineapple on pizza () pork with apple sauce, turkey with cranberry sauce, cranberries in bread, apricots in cheese..... I won't go on...

Can I just check that these links are safe for work? They look innocent enough but I can never be sure with you lot!

If you can put this into a believable form I'm happy to meet her and report back. 115554[/snapback] and...? this all fizzled out now then? 115834[/snapback] No staying power, bless him. 115851[/snapback] Typical bloke - all talk and no action

Burning?! I'm surprised it hasn't dropped off!

Next time you have a wank, jizz into a cup and then down it in one. Then come back and ask the question again.... 115659[/snapback] Nothing to do with taste. Just manners imo 115707[/snapback] Manners?! You should be fucking grateful she's putting your knob in her mouth in the first place!

Next time you have a wank, jizz into a cup and then down it in one. Then come back and ask the question again....

You obviously didn't notice his recent hair disaster on Saturday! Quite difficult to miss actually as all we got was the view of the back of his head as he slavvered ...

That's freaky

Luckily some of us are blessed with boobs and brains. Just not much height...

I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff! 115496[/snapback] Using Joni Mitchell lyrics in your sig? 115576[/snapback] Shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 115581[/snapback] Awwwwww. Sweet songs about clouds and fluffy things. It must be love!!

4ft4 plus? That's everyone bar your double-amputee-bedpan-fella in with a chance tbh. 115562[/snapback] That's 5ft 4 plus, you slavvering manc!

Fucking hell - such a charmer "Aye pet, you'll do for now, just let me shoot me load over your tits and then be off with you!"

Would it be bad to admit that I thought he was dead already?