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Is he auditioning for Saturday Night Fever there or what?!

Rob W is gonna tan your hide for this! 103504[/snapback] Bring it on!!

I feel sorry for him too. He must be frustrated as hell at having to work under the chairmanship of a twat like Murray. Good luck to him (but not necessarily to Sunderland )

Get a pair of scissors and cut out the bit you want, then stick it onto the next layer with some Pritt-Stick. Contine to do this until you have what you want. Voila!!!

I quite enjoyed Luque chasing Jaaskelainen round Benny-Hill stylee to stop him taking his goal kick. Nice to see Speedo getting a good reception as he came off like.

so when's it on man, sounds perfect for my old sky+ to store and watch when the missus is out! 103442[/snapback] Is your missus not likely to find it on Sky+ like? 103443[/snapback] its technology mate, she'll never find it, trust me 103460[/snapback] Fair enough! I used to love my Sky+ but I don't have it anymore

George Clooney's won one too incidentally. Now will someone please send me to bed......

so when's it on man, sounds perfect for my old sky+ to store and watch when the missus is out! 103442[/snapback] Is your missus not likely to find it on Sky+ like?

I'll bet he's suffering for it today

See - you could have stayed in the Trent after all!

I'm in Gateshead and it's been blizzarding on and off all night pretty much. It's not lying at the moment but there's definite potential

Nightshift at the cricket number 3... Last wicket for India falls in the 2nd over of the morning (Sreesanth lbw b Hoggard.) India all out for 323 and England lead by 70 runs...

I'd rather he wasn't rushed back this weekend if he really isn't going to be fit. Too many of our players have suffered recurring injury through doing exactly that. I hope Roeder will be a bit more sensible than Souness was in this department. I still maintain that Taylor should never have been on the pitch when he clearly wasn't recovered from his shoulder injury....

I'll be there. Probably delirious as I'm working tonight, and not saying much cos I've lost my voice

How embarrassing

Howay man - if you're going to carry on my excellent commentary at least put some life into it!!

Aaaaaaaaand Dhoni's gone aswell c Jones b Flintoff 183-6 Is it hometime yet?

Panesar's first test wicket and it's Tendulkar out lbw! 176-5

Ferkin hell - I can't keep up! Laxman bowled first ball from Hoggard - lbw 149-4...........

Okay, here we go again. Day 3 in Nagpur and I was going to waffle on as per last night - India start the day on 136-1 etc etc.... but having just checked the over-by-over report I discover that we've been playing for about 25 minutes and have taken 2 wickets already Dravid lbw b Hoggard and Jaffer c Flintoff b Hoggard Bonza!

3 years is ridiculous but it's going to seem like a lifetime for him in a Vietnamese prison. 102726[/snapback] Let's hope he doesn't get out.

From The Beeb... The man is scum. 3 years is a laughable sentence.