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Put your wallet away, Martin!

Stop in The thought of getting (or trying to get) a taxi anywhere on NYE would put me off altogether. Some of my friends are going into town and "seeing where the mood takes us" I'd rather stick pins in my eyes.

You shouldn't lick your ringer pet, it's probably bad for you

Many. One at a time though, eh?

You've been watching too much shouty American shit on Netflix..

When we've what?!

Totally disagree actually. I don't agree with his opinion but respect the fact he's had the balls to air it on here, despite knowing it goes against the majority. I'm surprised at you actually Dave, as someone who's not averse to taking the alternative view on things occasionally.

Gangsta Geek?

Yeah, whatevs..

Okay, I can vouch for the not a mackem thing. Clearly not the popular opinion, but not a mackem.

I'm onto you Dave, behave!

Can you lot keep me the fuck out of this one please!

I fucking knew you'd be trouble

Jimbo's telly is suspiciously absent as yet.

Stevie man, he's Irish! Conversation was not a problem As for angsty? Nope. Ruthless at times, maybe, but I'm not allowed to tell you that he's actually soft as clarts and very good company.

As well as the fact he gets to move back home/rake in more money/get away from the unabating baying for his blood, maybe his ego really is that gigantic that he thinks he can go in and be their saviour. Save them from relegation and be idolised for all eternity by the South Norwood masses. All hail the King! I'm happy to drive him there too. (I don't drive but I'll have a go in this case..)

Harsh! Possibly fair A woman with access to a cupboard full of anaesthetic drugs is definitely a powerful one

Ooooooo...

Anybody actually 'celebrating' and doing something exciting or is it early nights all round to avoid the inevitable anti-climax?

Aye, my cousin got one. Those that know her will not be surprised by this

Reports breaking of an Air Asia flight currently missing.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-30614627

And just like that - he was gone. Houseful of presents that he won't see til Tuesday.

Not that he mentioned...

He didn't go to bed til nearly 10pm cos of church. I was chatting to my mam at the end and this little voice said "Erm... are we going home now - I need to get to bed here!" Then he told me he'd sniffed the baby Jesus (he carried him to the crib on the altar) and that he smelled a bit funny...

So what time am I allowed to wake this child up then....?