Philmagwired

That was fucking brilliant, what a debut by our new keeper, and Shelvey diving into tackles all over the pitch.Deserved all 3.

That was some turnaround, doesn't take much for our composure to evaoorate

Had a cunty element to him as a player, but he was ours and more than useful. Now he is just a complete cunt of a pundit.

Get in, fully deserved win in the Sturk backwater. Diame and Perez stood out and Murphy can be an asset if he increases his game awareness, can dribble and a strong runner

You can't fault his creativity..

Looks like Rafa is fed up with our misfiring strikers too, he is going without one

Like a walnut whip?

He never really looks happy on a football pitch that bloke, miserable bald cunt

Hope this tactic changes when we go behind

Nerve shredder but we looked half decent on the counter

Veira hoying the beef on, would crush Carra the sparra

Why would you sign an almost permanently crocked striker,, said Ings about Sturridge

De Bruyne, Silva and Coutinho thrilling the tits off folk

Played not too shabby. Perez reminding us time and again that when it comes to a game saving/winning opportunity, he's nowhere near the deal

Ritchie as a No 10, has vision and an eye for goal and isn't a flower, like Perez

It's not that it's flat and ineffective these games we go behind in, the teams we are up against know how to close it out, because we can't do anything different

Not enough guile to trouble the lower teams in the division, deep in the shite

This is beyond us, so can someone cripple that tart with a dead cat on his heed

Darlow's wrists as floppy as his fucking daft quiff.

Probably get on our Wickes

That's just patois

Do you think he'd be any less effective than Perez, Diame, Murphy?

Give the fat maestro a 2 year deal, watch heem go, go, go

Why is our most creative outlet sat on the bench? There's room for a 3 of him, Hayden and Merino in a starting 11,isn't there?

Geed up Gayle son