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new here so not au fait with folks historic posts. i would say though that ugly mackems was spot on with the 'shoes off pogoing idiots' right up there with police horse boxing as a low point in newcastle supporters history!

sounds like he's right up there with world's greatest philosophers that lad.

i'd put him on not much better than a par with carver as well mate. however it wouldnt surprise me in the slightest if bruce did feature quite prominently on this apparent list. he was certainly more likely to be interested in the job than mourinho. bit like offering a fiver for messi!

wouldn't surprise me in the slighest if bruce had topped the list. i mean how can the collective footballing super brains of ashley, charnley, barnes and bishop possibly get anything wrong?

i reckon steve 'hometown club' bruce will be a visibly broken man by the end of september. fully expect to be bottom of the league, out of a cup and been on the recieving end of at least two utter maulings by then. no sympathy for the cunt whatsoever, on the contrary, will delight in watching him unravel.

started singing from bishop's pr hymn sheet the second ashley's helicopter took off from the training ground. he's an incompetent, morally bankrupt, complicit, fat cunt. fuck the 'life long newcastle supporting' twat.

everything about what was newcastle united reeks of sports direct and has done for fucking years, it shows no signs of abating, the club will decline in direct parallel to his tatty shops be it his second rate sports stuff or what was house of fraser. remember '09 and sportsdirect.com @ St James' Park Stadium? the reality was, still is and always will be St James' Park Stadium @ sportsdirect.com, we're a subsidiary, nothing more, nothing less. he will run it in to the ground, just like he will run his tat shops in to the ground because he's too stubborn and too much of a bully to accept he might just be doing something wrong, he doesn't give a fuck about who he'll take down with him along the way. hope the cunt falls in to giant paper shredder.

i think the quote at the end is equally as poignant... " what would an 18-year-old Newcastle supporter think about his club now?" tragically they've been well and truly programmed to believe we're unable to compete with behemoths of english football such as bournemouth, watford, southampton etc, we're in our rightful place. what's more tragic is the parents/grandparents who funded their newcastle childhood and who themselves experienced the club as it could be, continue to fund ashley and ensure that this generation will never see a competitive club or get the opportunity to see us play in some of the finest cities and stadiums in europe.

aye, and by god i hope he does. i asked some loaded questions to keegan from the audience at a talk in to promote his new book at the back end of last year and felt he was quite guarded in his answers. i queued for an eternity at the book signing and again tried plying him for more information, very amiable but again there was reluctance to go in to depth regarding ashley so i don't doubt there's credence in disclosure rumours following his constructive dismissal case. i'd be surprised if they had any real powers to gag benitez and from what was, to me at least, a rather disappointing official statement when he left , i'd imagine the more they try to tarnish his reputation the more he'll come out fighting. could get entertaining. you'd think they'd be loathe to do that, however recent history suggests the majority of our current match day supporters are brain dead, moronic halfwits and he has a whole host subservient pundits and media outlets as well as the local press on his side. it's obviously a battle ashley is confident of winning.

complete and utter waste of the best part of 2GB of internet data. stream was reasonably stable considering im the best part of 8 mile from a reasonable sized town. nowt else worth comnenting on as a spectacle.

fat, clueless, ill looking, wobbling fucking mess.

generally speaking i tend not to give too much thought to these irrelevant cunts. however i do hope they fail to go up this season, purely for the stat that they'll have then spent as many years in the third division as they've played competitive games in europe. massive club though.

currently holed up in the van in a very wet, windy but nonetheless stunningly beautiful brecon beacons. six mile walk to the nearest pub with sky sports... fuck that. will probably tune in to mobdro initially at least to see if there's a reasonable show of dissent from our supporters. got a feeling we'll get beat so might well stick with it out of morbid curiousity. tragic it"s come to this.

just to add to the hilarity of this thread.... august '88, opening game of the season, 4-0 hiding off these bitter cunts when they were in their pomp. (shame about your non european adventure) kicked off outside the ground after the match next to the burger stalls, andy nicholls took a proper fucking kicking. mate of mine bent over and stuck a half eaten burger in nicholls face. horrible scouse cunt was covered in blood, brown sauce, bits of plastic orange cheese and loads of soggy bits of boiled onion. cheered me up no end on the journey home.

the thing i find most fascinating about the carroll signing is geordie bruce stating.... 'To bring a local hero like Andy back to Newcastle United is fantastic' has he been told to say this? is it a bit of his own cunningly thought out pr? does he actually fucking believe it? whichever, bruce is a fat, unhealthy, complicit, wobbling fucking idiot.

canny listen from todays guardian, https://www.theguardian.com/news/audio/2019/aug/09/in-black-and-white-why-newcastle-united-fans-want-mike-ashley-out-podcast

i remember the days when truefaith could be a canny read. michael martin at least did some reasonable editorials, i think in particular 'the zombie club' one was quite well recieved. mind you, he did tarnish whatever hard hitting stuff he wrote by then hypocritically forking out for a season ticket and funding what appalled him so much. bizarre. anyway... we now have this simpering twat writing for them instead.... https://mobile.twitter.com/tfRob1892/status/1156114889091506176?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1156114889091506176&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newcastle-online.org%2Fforum%2Findex.php%3Ftopic%3D103091.5600 mind you, it shouldnt really come as much of a surprise that clothier is getting all weapy on bruce's behalf considering he penned this stomach churning pile of shite a week or so earlier... http://www.true-faith.co.uk/nufc-china-steve-bruce-press-conference/ i despair for our current supporter base, what the fuck will it take them to learn? ps.... apologies, im not a twitterer so although the first link does work im sure its possible to have done it better than i did!

i reckon 99.9% of journalists would be happy to put their name to an ashley exclusive. it's served its purpose, samuel's 'interview' has been regurgitated by all and sundry now. our .1% appears to be caulkin alone and even he disappoints at times in my opinion. the whole pr thing fries my brain mate. i don't for one second profess to be the most intelligent of blokes, but bishop's work amounts ti nothing more than blindingly transparent lies. he gets away with it because it all comes back to a large majority of our current match going support being profoundly thick or not caring enough. either way, until it wakes from its slumber, we've got fat mikey here for as he says, life. sadly i can't see the above happening, which in my opinion gives us only two hopes... do a sunderland. the fat cunt terminates, preferably horrifically.

i think the media outlet or the person whose name is connected with it in this instance is completely irrelevant mate. it isn't an interview, it's a prepared statement. no questions were asked. the fat cunt giving himself 0/5 for pr is him completely taking the piss out of newcastle's supporters, because he can. he knows the vast majority are terminally stupid. this makes me more sad than angry.

steaming pile of utter shite, this bit in particular.... So in that way I'm a good custodian. Being there when disaster strikes and we go into the Championship and we need someone to write a cheque to put into the football club, I'm good - no question. If we're talking PR, it's the exact opposite. So on financial stability, producing a professionally run football club, proper accounts, proper cash flows, proper accountability - five out of five, very good. On PR - very bad it couldn't be any more opposite, he thinks we're idiots. in 90% of cases, he's right.

i thought it was all some kind of code for 1/4 of an ounce.

they'll have made a noble sacrifice.

fucking hell. this cunt might just achieve the impossible, making pardew look he had some dignity and self respect.

remember them being victims of customs on a trip back from amsterdam! black gary from manchester was no push over either, fast as fuck, wouldve put m9ney on him hitting tyson first!

i reckon you might just be on to something there!