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Chastity cage by bonfire neet.

As an attacking force he is the final piece, the bloke is an absolute animal. Once they get used to an actual centre forward some right hidings will be dished out; their weakness is defence and you can get at them.

Proper Ashley era talk.

Clubs need to know if you try to fuck us over it's coming back. Why would you even want to sign a player who is anxious about our conduct for his next move?

Our reputation as a vengeful set of bastards is much more important.

We can't ignore the past or it affects the future. £6m and the head of Mick Hucknall.

Wearing a Jimmy Hill mask.

Think: What would Pardew do?

You're making up stuff and getting angry at it. My dad would do that but he was brought up in the 60s care system. What's yer poison?

Deek the top, thinks he's Peter Rabbit. Sell us Pedro at the agreed price you little meff.

Comes across mint. Since their first month, which was a bit farcical and ended with the correct appointment of Howe, I can't find fault in anything they've done. It's a great time to be an NUFC fan, I've never felt so relaxed and confident with those in power.

Is that tufty nonce still running them?

Aye I think Barton is held in higher esteem because he embraced the area and seems to be a good bloke. I never had confidence in him.

He's looked a little dodgy but it's really nothing to be worried about at this point. He'll find his feet and be fucking class.

Just for Ferdinand and Ginola. Barton and Shaka were dodgy and got dropped at the business end of the title race, the former being the most expensive defender signed in UK football. Last January was the best transfer window I've seen all things considered, and I can see it being beaten repeatedly.

Romano reckons Pedro is done.

Paid for in Shiba after a late night rendezvous where a black kitten was slaughtered in offering to Moloch.

At least it wasn't Carling.

I saw him in InflateSpace a few weeks back shouting random shit at the 2p 'Tipping Point' machine on his own. I assume he has a kid and it was somewhere, but I wish he didn't.

Ha. Him popping balloons at his "Staying up paaahtee" is YouTube gold.

He faked the first one tbh.

When was the last time they finished bottom half of the top division?

Yeah he's definitely trying. I don't think his failings are down to him rebelling or owt.

When you enjoy constant stimulation you become numb to the effects, so seek further extremes to achieve the rush a bit of self-discipline would have brought without wackiness or turmoil. That is Fergie's legacy.