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Any man with a bird as his best friend is likely wired up wrong.

Ruling nowt out me. I thought we'd finish 7th but the club is daft as fuck, always has been. See how the break effects us and what they decide to in January.

I absolutely destroyed some foxy blonde scum from Eeeeeasington Lane last night for 12 hours straight last night and she never mentioned the hewmin rites issues marra. Almost like it's in their RTG head.

Fucking tremendous 2nd half.

Before kick-off I suspected this might be the game that sealed his fate. Just hoped it wasn't at our expense. No ill feeling, I'm happy with him but he has to move on.

Torn, me. If I knew I'd live for 10 more years I'd choose top 4 cos cups seem inevitable, but you can go at any moment seeing a bird from Leam Lane.

I expected a disjointed pile of shite but hoped we'd sneak through, and we still might. Beat these on pens, get Potter sacked, then beat a Leicester side mysteriously missing Maddison from their squad on Boxing Day.

I remember in the 90s thinking you'll be able to watch any match, any time by the millennium. Unreal that you still can't yet I can get sucked off by a complete stranger in front of her husband by midnight if one were so inclined. Come on, F.A., sort it out.

That last green section is like a mackem having road rage.

Ha, this isn't the first time I've been called that on here.

Could be a tongue-in-cheek quip at taking the calendar back à la Stewart Lee, but I suspect that's giving the meffs far too much credit.

I just wonder... if we beat Chelsea, gan in to the end of December a solidified 3rd, will they scrap the FFP navigating shite and have a tilt at the title? Ordinarily there's opportunity here bit Man City with Haaland is off-putting.

If he took over there in his current state and got them promoted, we could look forward to him turning into Brad Pitt in Twelve Monkeys when they played us.

I swear a man could meet a good woman, raise a coupla pups, get himself a ranch, be respected by his neighbours, die happy. All on their foreheads.

Aye that's the one I saw. He also had a couple of iffy moments vs Tranmere but at 22 he looks like he's going to be class.

Ah I only remember that. More could have happened as I was getting tips from a bird who worked in anti-laundering and had big tits. They shouldn't be allowed in on match days tbh.

The interconnecting door and disabled bog bit was funny. Bet you owt you like he pulled the red cord thinking it flushed it. Reception hating him for the rest of their shift.

Disagree with the Botman distribution thing in general, but that was a right clanger. We got away with it and I almost feel grateful it happened against these because I'll be surprised if we see it again.

I felt the home performance against Man United gave belief and the Leeds result realised it.

Dunno if he's rich enough now but I'd love Trump to take them over, what with his fascination for constructing effective walls.

As that happened I said he should never play for the club again. At the time it felt a must win game, crowd were well up for it and 9 mins in you consciously decide to do that. Howe semi-defended it at the time publicly but I think he'd have lost respect had he not got him out the second he his position was covered.

Yeah there was clearly disharmony in our camp under Bruce but Howe doesn't seem to have had any issues. Almost as if the bloke who was central to the disharmony wasn't there when he walked in.

Absolutely mint listen. Found myself relating to him in so many ways, love the bloke.

8th minute of injury time equaliser and the CAT team being called for Klopp would be a canny day.