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Fucking great work, Thomas! just got that Right, Dave this is unacceptable tbf. I know you've got the patter but I'm going to need to see your pulling in action if I'm going to believe the photos you send me anymore. The time delay there...surely any self-respecting lass has got the last tube home..?!

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A naa that man, yer big pissheed! Bilson still got my vote as it happens. I think that's who I voted for the last time, which was years ago. Bilson is bang tidy tbf. You've always had taste in spite of all the odds, argos bling, Elvis sideburns etc.

Lets get that sorted the morra, tbh. Are you coming up for this one btw? Aye, and where were you last week btw? Was reading another thread and you managed to avoid a pre-match pint but still stayed out til 6am. Good work tbf.

Fucking love her like. A fine choice indeed. Zip it Lucille, she's not a patch on Bilson, you fickle Geordie bastard.

David Duchovny Anyway...Jesus I'm fucked. See you at Tilleys tomorrow, Catherine and bring that little hearthrob with you!

Anyway..I'd rather the Toon won a corner, etc etc...

Lets get that sorted the morra, tbh. Got the Toon on my accumulator, not gonna happen! Don't be fucking jinxing it, Wingnut!

Whatchutalkin'bout, Besty? Is this for real? She looks like a fucking identikit!

Lets get that sorted the morra, tbh.

Fucking great work, Thomas!

Tell you what's sad, like; not having the first clue what either feels like ffs. Toon though, obviously.

Miserable fucker having a go at people trying to make a few s-quid. Either way, anyone emptying their cephalopods to this is sick.

Actually that's a quality suggestion. It'll make you healthier and you'll provide a better service, which is always good for the self-esteem (one positive begets another) You'll be running Boldon's first rickshaw franchise before you know it.

+1 As has been said, May has been lovely for the past few years. "I don't like the heat" fuck off to Scotland then ffs.

Despite the billions of people (and octopus') in the world, and the practically limitless things that those imaginations can conjur up to post on the internet, I still cannot begin to fathom why anyone would feel there was an unmet demand for lesbian octopus sex. This sort of stuff actually freaks me out about people. Or the (I can only assume) blokes behind this at least.

OK HF, some of us are adult enough to admit when we are wrong, or in this case my contact has not been correct. So far. Fucking hell. hows Villa's "6 year plan" going ? Or Mike Ashleys, which we are 4 years into already ? As you expected or not ? I was laughing at how tragic it is to make the statement (paraphrasing) "OK, I'm adult enough to admit when I'm wrong here, except I'm not wrong here" Fucking hell, the club will be sold at some stage. It's inevitable. Months or years. But it won't give you a status of "not correct so far" (forever up until sale) changing to "correct" (day of sale and forever thereafter). You've just heard some rumour ffs like everyone else does. And basically everyone knows that. Chill out, it's a laugh. I know its a laugh, the joke is on you. But you are so obsessed with what I post, it's amazing how you have not even got near working it out yet. Jesus, it was a rumour that turned out to be wrong. It's hardly unusual. Well, if it's possible to be serious with you, it wasn't a rumour. This person has told us things before, he/she was adamant about it and we hoped this one came about. FWIW a couple of people on here DO know, because I pm'd and asked them if they knew anything but they had not. It isn't your usual "friend of a friends cousin bollocks" All very disappointing. Next time we see this person we are going to ask what has happened. But that's still a rumour. It's how rumours start. I'm not taking the piss, just stating facts. Who was the source?

Subject matter aside, the depiction of light in Caravaggio's stuff is just mindblowing.

Normally you don't see him for dust. He likes to hold a high line. etc etc I heard he likes cocaine. there's cocaine in it! "...no wait...raisins!"

OK HF, some of us are adult enough to admit when we are wrong, or in this case my contact has not been correct. So far. Fucking hell. hows Villa's "6 year plan" going ? Or Mike Ashleys, which we are 4 years into already ? As you expected or not ? I was laughing at how tragic it is to make the statement (paraphrasing) "OK, I'm adult enough to admit when I'm wrong here, except I'm not wrong here" Fucking hell, the club will be sold at some stage. It's inevitable. Months or years. But it won't give you a status of "not correct so far" (forever up until sale) changing to "correct" (day of sale and forever thereafter). You've just heard some rumour ffs like everyone else does. And basically everyone knows that. Chill out, it's a laugh. I know its a laugh, the joke is on you. But you are so obsessed with what I post, it's amazing how you have not even got near working it out yet. Jesus, it was a rumour that turned out to be wrong. It's hardly unusual.

doesn't look the most appetising does it? It's basically one of the reasons theres such a high incidence of heart disease amongst Southern Asian Briton's. Well according to whichever report you want to believe, no doubt theres one which says the opposite too. I can just imagine the "discussion" round at Alex's though. No doubt on the back of him buying a different margarine or some such without getting the green light "Don't you think you should have discussed it with me first?"

OK HF, some of us are adult enough to admit when we are wrong, or in this case my contact has not been correct. So far. Fucking hell. hows Villa's "6 year plan" going ? Or Mike Ashleys, which we are 4 years into already ? As you expected or not ? I was laughing at how tragic it is to make the statement (paraphrasing) "OK, I'm adult enough to admit when I'm wrong here, except I'm not wrong here" Fucking hell, the club will be sold at some stage. It's inevitable. Months or years. But it won't give you a status of "not correct so far" (forever up until sale) changing to "correct" (day of sale and forever thereafter). You've just heard some rumour ffs like everyone else does. And basically everyone knows that. Chill out, it's a laugh.

Chez, apropos of nothing in this thread but I can't look at that photo of you with HBA and not hear Roland Rat. That bit where he goes:"Eeeeeeehhhrrrrrrrrrr ratfaaans!" Well you look for all the world like you're saying that bit in italics.

Off his face on the sNyff tbh.

OK HF, some of us are adult enough to admit when we are wrong, or in this case my contact has not been correct. So far. Fucking hell.