manc-mag

If she wants you to keep that physique mate then she's got no choice. She should be a bit more understanding tbh.

The funny thing is Alex does actually wear a shirt with collars similar to that.

You get tuna in jars in Sainsbury's btw. Ps it costs a fucking fortune.

MY GAAAAWD!

Twat.

Jesus, I didnt think I could dislike Kitson any more or have any less respect for him as a striker, but Christ, that Beresford anecdote. What an absolute floppy haired bell end.

Well one things clear. Whatever's being reported and/or twittered, it is all completely made up until there is an announcement one way or another.

Are you on hallucinogenics? 4 signings in 8 hours. Pardoo racing from Ashley's office with the Crystal Maze music playing in the background.

Guaranteed that CT will be gutted and show his disgust at MA when he hears this then suddenly think its a great decision tomorrow. Fucking don't. Got to laugh or you'd cry.

Fucking hell listen to us all. Just imagining a chopper over his car OJ Simpson style, and each time he turns left or right theres a different tweet, depending on whether he's heading for A1 South or North.

£35 million to Liverpool? Confirmation anywhere?

I gave him a tab and £2 on saturday in Wallsend. He came in the ship for a drink of everyones half emptys. Local Hero. Living Legend. Pure Bamp. He knows the score, he always tries to angle a meal out of people in all. He asked my youngun for a bite of his Subway one day the cheeky bastard. Drool hanging off his lip and aal that. What a horror he is. Might have him as my next avatar, tbh. Fucking classic. I'll upload a photo of him or just go on google, type in jonn y Decker, there's Youtube videos, photos, everything on there of him. He's the black bloke with white hair and nee teeth. Thought he'd got discovered on youtube and went off to the States to do voiceovers.

I gave him a tab and £2 on saturday in Wallsend. He came in the ship for a drink of everyones half emptys. Local Hero. Living Legend. Pure Bamp. He knows the score, he always tries to angle a meal out of people in all. He asked my youngun for a bite of his Subway one day the cheeky bastard. Drool hanging off his lip and aal that. What a horror he is. Might have him as my next avatar, tbh. Fucking classic.

I gave him a tab and £2 on saturday in Wallsend. He came in the ship for a drink of everyones half emptys. Local Hero. Living Legend. Pure Bamp. Haven't got a fucking clue who you're talking about but every place has got one, eh?

Thank God for that.

I can see what you're doing there, KSA. Don't think I can't.

What part of that did you edit? Out of morbid curiosity.

That's a 'hashed' message? I'm guessing he'll understand the thrust of it like.

Remember Sima's famous quote that he was the worst player he'd ever seen? Bawan was the only person who stuck for him that's not even 2 years ago. I was at a game with manc-mag the year we went down and I half-heartedly said I think he's a canny player and his silence spoke volumes. You could tell he was thinking 'wtf are you on about?' It's mad like. And I reckon Bawan only stuck up for him so much because he knows him as well. In sima's defence (well perhaps not defence, just more for context), I was about to say I hold my hands up and say categorically that I called him shit. Almost certainly will be on record on here as saying so too I imagine. And fair play I do remember you offering a more forensic analysis of his strengths than any appraisal I was prepared to make...I remember it mainly because I thought you must be pissed.

Well I was against this move on the basis that it doesnt seem to fit the business need (striker and LB cover being far more important) and the fact he's a complete helmet, but if he arrives and decides he's going to put in a shift for NUFC then I'll get behind it as much as anyone else.

We're going to London and New York City And we take a little piece of Amsterdam (Right!)

Some players (most of whom love themselves) must love reading their wiki's or anything like that about themselves, particularly where they've represented their countries or won things or received plaudits for their talent. Ireland must absolutely whince reading his though.

Never owned a pair of Kings so couldn't make the comparison in all honesty. Came close when they brought out their mouldeds though. £80 a pair though so too expensive as a kid to be getting it wrong. Always remember the smaller kids in school teams always having quality boots while they were still in the kids sizes (price would suddenly go up from £30 to £90 between a size 5 and size 6 (or thereabouts))