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Whats all this you rhastclart? I thought you didnt like Mcr and were mincing on about London the other day? Anyways as far as practical advice goes the only good place to live is South Manchester tbh. I simply won't speak of North or East Manchester and West Manchester doesnt really exist as such as thats effectively Salford. The only caveat is that South Manchester is also the most dangerous part of the city. Places you want to avoid include (in this specific order) Longsight, Moss Side, Ardwick, Rusholme, Whalley Range and Old Moat. Hulme (formerly the worst of all) is ok now that it's had an injection of the pink pound. It's still dangerous though as now you will be absolutely savaged if you're not wearing designer while cottaging. I think Greg would be classed as city centre if he's still up near UMIST. That or Rusholme border. Don't live on his street either apparently. On a serious note though if you're up here on a scouting mission let us know mate as I'll happily take you on a drive round to orientate you and see which places you can get a feel for.

Now look here bonny lad I gave everyone more than adequate notice. It started at 9.00pm and my post is clearly timed at 9.04pm!

Whey man yer miserable bastaads, ah thought it was canny good!

The Toon and Gateshead.

Uptown Top Ranking - Althea and Donna

Wanna buy some magic beans, son?

She's definitely got the dads eyes tbh.

I read that as some sort of wistful lament.

Not necessarily. I remember when the new laws came in and there was a lot of ambiguity. Just for a change!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Coition...n_and_Woman.jpg Christ, the state of her knockers tbf.

He's like a poor man's Jim Davidson tbh

Erasure ffs. And he's got the cheek to diss Bulgarian choir music.

Factor 90 tbh.

Cork.

I'm guessing that'd come as news to them like.

Would be gutted if he did as I'm begining to really despise the Portugese national side. Always loved Jose. Would have him here in a flash. I think he could get the best out of Ameobi lol.

That Grant will be his yes man? Better off with Eddie Grant tbh.

Have a bonza birthday mate!

FUCK ME GENTLY!

The Manc's only saying this because it's what he did with me. Bastard. He's the reason I no longer drink. You were mancs bitch for a night? Best night of his life tbh.

As a striker, sometimes you only get one chance in a game in the Prem (if that). The question is, would you back Shola to finish it? He's just....really bad. Thats about it really.

How comes she only fancies you with her beer goggles on? Are you a right munter? No matter. Just spike her drink, Shirley.

the most boring cunt that's ever read the news. What qualities do you normally look for in a newsreader like? Other than being white of course.

A year and a half? Is there much call for winter fuel in July? Switched to natural gas by then according to Walliver.

.....I had to laugh as I remembered I worked in a call centre.