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Agreed with all comments. Ironically the one line in the show that should have dated more than anything else due to overuse is still the one that makes me laugh the most-the one where Trigger constantly refers to Rodney as Dave. Culminating in: "He's naming the baby Rodney....after Dave". On a par with "Don't tell them, Pike!" tbh.

Nicole Eggert? Hasslehoff's flat chested, short-haired bird was the worst! Thats the one! Oh and Stephanie was below par. Maybe thats because she was surrounded by busty blondes like. Stephanie basically=Keith Gillespie in a swimsuit tbh. Eggert was way off the pace an all. Needless to say they all speak very highly about me. I heard you fancied Newmie tbh. Newmie?

Nicole Eggert? Hasslehoff's flat chested, short-haired bird was the worst! Thats the one! Oh and Stephanie was below par. Maybe thats because she was surrounded by busty blondes like. Stephanie basically=Keith Gillespie in a swimsuit tbh. Eggert was way off the pace an all. Needless to say they all speak very highly about me.

Yasmin Bleeth? Sorry, misunderstood-I thought you meant Pammie used to be brunette and a coke addict! I always had a thing for Erika Eleniak. Under Siege anyone?????? Yes please, I'll take two of those! I honestly didnt think that Baywatch could get any better but then along came Pammie and made Eleniak look like Ena Sharples licking piss off a nettle.

Yasmin Bleeth? Sorry, misunderstood-I thought you meant Pammie used to be brunette and a coke addict!

photographic evidence?

Plastic tits are a complete turn off for me but aside from that I think she's pretty as owt. In the most conventional sense of the word.

haha everyone look at Alex and Gemmill's woeful predictions.

Who's 'we'?

I was in my elevated Mitsubishi L200 man, I can see everything from that vantage point. The bus was heading up towards Fenham so it's a stone cold FACT that they were all Asylum seekers! And the Grannies were doubled over so I could only conclude they were either carrying shopping bags full of xmas presents for their families or that they were giving free "blowies" to the dirty "seekers" as part of a new directive by the Home Office to make them feel more at home. I went surprisingly for the shopping bag theory! I'm obliged to Mr Operator QC for his elucidating and compelling argument and hereby find for the Grannies. Seekers to be deported to their country of origin (or Poland, its-all-the-same-isn't it?) Costs in the sum of £1,000, to be paid for by the Seekers in the vouchers of their choice.

I love the way Smooth's eyewitness testimony to their being foreign asylum seekers and the grannies all having shopping came from his vantage point sat in his car in heavy traffic.

Aye, I reckon theyre paid enough to deal with that sort of grief. That post reminded me of just about every Jack Black storyline out of Viz btw. Quality!

Worse than J69-if thats possible!

Just me then. Whats it about anyways? I cant youtube at work.

Anyone else think this was gonna be a Frankfurt/German thread?

Glad someone else has seen it cos I know I'm not doing justice to quite what a state that bloke's bits were in. Does it make us slightly gay that we watched a program about other mens' knobs? The worst thing about it is is that he now has the fattest knob in the world but can't have sex with it, sort of defeats the purpose. Wasn't it 2 foot in circumference or something? He actually talked about getting to 22 inches and not being satisfied that it was fat enough. I was a bit wary starting the thread tbh cos I anticipated lots of jibes about being gay. Then I remembered that I was starting the thread and was unlikely to abuse myself. Unlikely to wank yourself off? I should hope not an all!

This thread is an absolute man-trap for J69 to come on bragging about the size of his nudger tbh

Lenny Henry is seething

I get the impression its bum 'fun' for him but probably not for whoever is playing the part of the winnity drinking vessel.

Is that right? What sort of sample are you talking about? Not into 'bum fun' tbf so it doesnt have any bearing on this already impossible conundrum.

I suppose there must be, but everyone's so body-obsessed that there's no reason to generalise like that when you could be talking about specifics. Incessantly and in gruesome detail. Aye, yous lot do tend to be canny buff like. You sound a bit dismissive of it all though. Do you prefer a bear then, Martin?

What does that mean? Are you going all Lauren Booth on us? Also is there a similar question in the gay frat? ie pecs or buns?

I dunno me like. Too close to call.

Might as well ask Meenz ffs!

cowards tbh