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I netted three of the most manly goals ever at the Toontastic 5-A-Side. The one you bottled for fear of having to pit your wits against me. I heard you claimed the three goals head start your side got for starting with you. Seriously though, I'll be there for the next one and I'll not even celebrate until I'm in double figures tbh. Watch the stone cold face as number 9 flies in the top left hand corner from 50 yards.

That looks fucking rancid.

KCG's rapier-like wit has to be the best kept secret on this board.

Aye, no better place to watch your first game (if it can't be SJP). Enjoy the occasion, soak it all up, be proud of the travelling support and just try to ignore the actual result itself Incidentally, this is the latest in a line of boasts about a 5-a-side hat-trick in General Chat. Usually it's the Australian lot. Do people not realise 3 goals in five-a-side is absolutely pitiful? Makes you sound gay tbh

Who's Sam like? His Ethiopian spirit guide?

I wouldnt have her in the house tbh.

Gonna have some mushy peas for me tea I reckon after reading this thread.

Smells like a harbour wall I reckon.

You should post a pic of SMO's missus on here so we can hold him up to more ridicule tbh. A real one mind. It's the only way he'll learn.

Dear God.

She's nee Fizz liyke! Fizz is class to be fair. I've seen Fizz out around Mcr. Hard to miss her tbf. Last time was in a club and someone had been bottled-claret and broken glass all over the dancefloor and she just kept on dancing. Nails tbh.

PS...Gingerbus. FACT!

She's nee Fizz liyke!

Stop lying for a minute, you dick.

Nicola Dobson, you slag! Serious? She was nee Donna Bell liyke!

Who the fuck's Jill Halfpenny when she's at home?

The club's pretty much still based there in many ways tbh. Training and community facilities etc. Odd as its on completely the oppossite side of the city* to the ground (*the good side of the city, ie South Manchester.)

Post-count reset tbh. It's the only way they'll learn.

The PM function is strictly for sex chat as you well know!

Thats numberwang! Lets revolve the board!

I'm definitely not greedy or selfish like. Jealousy I'd say generally not but it can depend on the circumstances I spose.

Sounds more like greed/selfishness than jealousy tbh. Though theyre probably not polar opposites I spose.

....and Freddy's the man for that job. With a team of all Geordie forensic accountants and auditors. *dances in the street with lercal pride*

79p for one Stereophonics song? I fear Zico has missed the point spectacularly here.