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Come back Shinton, all is forgiven!

Just got it. Pinkest thread ever!

Stopped reading right there tbh.

What a quandry lasses must find themselves in now, stay in and fuck my vibro senseless and risk a few hormonal changes and dodgy kidneys or go out and fuck about risking all manner of STD's. What choose thee ladies? I thought you were off the market now marra? World's a safer place for it tbh.

I hope that was a joke? Be the first one in this thread like!

Clearly they broke both its wings and legs. Someone ELSE needs to be thinking these things through properly! I didnt see any reference to that tbh so we can only speculate. Maybe its just still there staggering about in shock at being the punchline in such a shit joke.

I've had a small part in some.

and what have the statues been eating for the last hundred years to allow them to shit on his head?

Why would the pigeon hang about for them to do it to him again? Needs thinking through properly tbh.

Quacking!

How longs a turd stay up there for then eh?

Funny thing about that remark-sums up how different Yanks are to Brits about distances. A two hour drive is considered a hop to the neighbouring town cos the USA is so big, here tho two hours would get me from Manchester to past Birmingham and I think of that as a right mission. Even London on the train is 2 hours 5 mins and I think of that as the other end of the country. Not saying I wouldnt bother going to NYC if it was only two hours away (obviously) but funny how you have such a different perspective on scale.

The mile long stretch of Curry Houses. Got the original curry mile in Rusholme.

Almost went to see that at the cinema when it was out, out of sheer desperation more than anything else. It sounds GREAT. Seriously mate-if i'd had a gun, I probably wouldnt have shot myself, but I'd have at least pistol whipped myself to sleep.

Flightplan. Awful. Just fucking awful.

Less of the old young whipper snapper. Happy Birthday Alex. I guess if you've taken the day off we won't be hearing from you. Maybe you should get a computer for your birthday! Arrested for arson tbh. The seventy candles on his cake had two fire crews occupied all morning. Happy birthday you old slag!

On mature reflection, Scott's shoes have got to be up there somewhere.

On mature reflection, Scott's shoes have got to be up there somewhere.

(laughs)

What'd happened like? Had fish sold him double glazing?

Saying that I recently got 40 pages into a book before realising I'd already read it and it wasn't that good the first time. 195328[/snapback] I've done similar with films, never with a book though. 195339[/snapback] Rob's done it with his diary, the senile old get!

How's that me tel't liyke? Just gans to the forums mainpage. Btw I'm not defending him, just curious to know how he's ended up banned for so long as I GENUINELY HAVE NO IDEA!. I do find him funny though in spells I admit.

CF certainly seems to polarise opinion on here. Some reckon he's a fanny while others seem to think he's a complete cock.