manc-mag

Alex has got a Ford Ka tbh. Fucking shite. He was on two wheels with Gemmill riding shotgun. Alright right then. I'll give you that one. Ford Ka's are fucking shtie. Suits Alex down to the ground like. Seriously, a thief could get into it with a fucking can opener.

Alex has got a Ford Ka tbh. Fucking shite. He was on two wheels with Gemmill riding shotgun.

What were you eating? Curried beans?

I can’t wait until we get Kieron Dyer back tbh. It’ll be as good as a new signing. Oh and I expect to be told that it is as well.

I think that says it all tbf, Ken. Same here! 20th December would be seen as an early start for me. What the fuck are you mincers shopping for in November exactly? Xmas butt plugs?

Youre not wrong actually. Wor lass drinks the stuff like water and it doesnt register (in fact I wouldnt mind it registering in that department tbf), but as for me if I matched her drink for drink I'd be in training bras by now.

Diet coke doesnt taste 'right' full stop, you man-boobed cocknocker.

What the fuck are you gimps chatting on about?

Haemorrhoids? We still talking about where the bannister is lodged?

Incidentally we should have a kermit the frog smilie....the one where he screws his nose up into his mouth. I needed it to put at the end of that last post.

hmmm...looks like he has a nice arse...like a nice arse...nice pecs...mmm can't see his eyes tho, as long as they are'nt green....yes ...yes he probably would Why do girls like the arse on a man? Actually, you probably want to stick a dildo up it, but in general, what's the deal there? Good question. I've asked the missus this one without a satisfactory explanation. Blokes arses are compeltely fucking awful.

Here I don't have to put up with this abuse! No way in hell I'll be bringin' the wife to meet you miserable bastards! I was going to suggest meeting up before the Watford match but you can just fugettabottit. Actually, she vetoed the $900 + food and lodging budget. Next time, I hope. Thanks for the advice though, folks. (NOT aimed at Gemmill) P.S. yeah, it's the same girl, manc-mag. Good man so it is! Said it had to have been love!

Aye, I remember that. Seemed he'd go to any length to impress an all..rememeber that pic of him with his lass and her family in full traditional german dress? Wtf? Must have been love. Incidentally, is this the same lass? As for hotels in Newcastle, the Malmaison is canny pricey and canny-not-up-to-much-really-if-you-ask-me.

Has Roeder still not got his Orthopaedic surgeons badges yet then? Jesus wept!

It's even funnier now I can picture the front of your house with you sat there. Sad-sack expression on her face. With the two cats sat at the window giving her the Vs. Bag lady training-day tbh.

It's even funnier now I can picture the front of your house with you sat there.

'Bed Tragedy Man Found Dead in Dutch Oven' I agree that for the want of ventilation he'd almost certainly perish like Anyone else get the impression that they'd have to keep all the windows open (even in winter) if they were to have any chance of surviving a 'night on the Radg'? Jesus, I think I'd knock a few walls through too.

For the last time, there are no hallowe'en food conventions. You've made that one up just cos you like hot dogs. You've peddled this hotdog shit before-just from memory, Valentine's Day, Easter Sunday and (most desperately in my opinion), Shrove Tuesday.

Would take us out of the current predicament quite comfortably imho as much could be solved in the short term by some decent coaching and a couple of astute buys. Lottery beyond that though when those initial effects have taken you so far and started to wear off. Would be coming to us on the back of his first monumental managerial failure and would not be cheap in terms of wages.

You ARE Waynetta Slob. Aye, what sort of meal is that? Does it even have a name? Spag bol and naan bread ffs???!!!! Council buffet tbh.

Is Bertie Vogts not available?

Shola is genuinely sub-standard and in truth its an horrendous indictment of the (overall) management of the club that he's still part of first team selection in the 2006/7 season, however having said that he's also been our most effective striker this term and unless we do get someone in then we're going to miss him badly and perhaps fatally. Before I'm accused of defective logic, that admission is not a contradiction of the first point-the fact that we have nobody to replace him is a sign of even more spectacular mis-management.

Checked IMDb and apparently it first aired in 1992, 14 years ago. Thus it's 1974 at the very least. Needs more Slade. Incidentally, according to IMDb: 'If you like this title, we also recommend... One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)' --------> tbh

speak for yourselves... I imagined hearing you say that with a muffled voice for some reason

Aye but although referees are near omniscient, God like entities, they can't actually say for certain whether a handball is intentional. That's inferred from the manner of the ball-to-hand incident. So we're back to square one.