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I think we've all licked some toads in our time tbh.

Actually the hair thing is very prejudiced and I promised Scott I would stop banging on about it. Maybe it should be decided by who has attained the greater seniority in your profession? Scott is in charge of a small team (team leader) and insists on being referred to as 'Red Leader' like an X-Wing Fighter pilot.

Jesus tonight! One's more than enough of them, one of you will have to go. Have you got red hair too? If you've not got red hair you can stay and Scott can sling his hook tbh.

I'm just impressed Renton got a literary reference, albeit a nursery rhyme one.

I blame the fans who blame the fans tbh.

poor maths tbh.

Didnt see it though it's been taped for us so havent read any comments on here. I note with interest that Gol was actually going out with nana as opposed to just nailing her as previously claimed though. 1 hour photo is absolute gash by the way.

Surely we can do something for him? We give our so called 'war heros' servicemen's pensions yet what provision is made for millionaire former footballers? I think the toon should become a social club for these loyal servants. Freddy could be a Ted Bovis-esque compere.

He obviously knows how this place is ran, no mention of Roeder, purely if the chairman will take me. Nail-on-heed!

Not being from Pakistan, you'll understand when I say I hardly feel qualified to answer that. Are you saying that you or Alex is from Pakistan?? Alex's grandparents are from down south. Cornwall and Faisalabad.

Not being from Pakistan, you'll understand when I say I hardly feel qualified to answer that.

I said in a thread a while ago that the reason we get turned down for many penalty appeals is because of our vociferous crowd reaction. I reckon that referees deliberately come to SJP with the resolution that they are going to be 'ultra tough' against they pressure from the crowd and subsequently give incorrect decisions as they 'prove' themselves to be, indeed, 'tough'. I'm sure they get a hard on at how 'tough' they are in the face of such pressure. Just my opinion, like. Dunno about that. If we appeal for dodgy decisions then there probably is a higher ratio of claims getting turned down be refs because they werent pens in the first place. Thats inevitable and theres nowt wrong with it. As for being deprived of legitimate pens at home I dont think we suffer any more than many other clubs at the wrong end of the table. That happens when youre down in the shit playing shit football. Not the other way around. If it's true that we're more vocal then I dont have any problem with it whatsoever. My main problem was the mentality of someone who would walk from his own office, interrupt my work (I do some occasionally), with his team riding high and having put in a top class performance at the weekend.......purely for the purposes of making that observation.

It merited a couple of unanswerably quick rabbit punches and maybe a mild shoeing after he went down but he's 60 to be fair.

Just to add to the shit talked about Newcastle fans, the first thing I heard today when I came in (from a gloating Man U fan originally from Portsmouth), was how it's peculiar to Newcastle that the crowd complain, whinge and scream for handball and penalty much more so than at any other ground in the country. Quite why this mong had even formed an opinion on this is beyond me. I disagreed with him (as he was basically using it as evidence to support the premise that toon fans are whingers), however afterwards it got me to thinking; if that was the case, surely it just shows how the crowd competes for every decision just like a 12th man. And whats to be ashamed about in that? The fucking retard.

Sorry Scott, I might owe you an apology. PS SLP laughs at Downs blokes in wigs so theres no comeback for him saying I make fun of the disabled. He owns a blue cagoul as well. I think you might have your man. In fairness, if I have then he's lost a fair bit of weight. Well done, Dave!

Sorry Scott, I might owe you an apology. PS SLP laughs at Downs blokes in wigs so theres no comeback for him saying I make fun of the disabled.

Michael Owen's downstairs loo tbh.

I havent been able to pull using Rhys for a while now. You want to hear the language on him when I'm loitering in the feminine hygiene aisle.

Babysitting? Hello Magazine? MAN THE FUCK UP. I had to change the shittiest nappy ever as well. Fucking disgusting. It weighed about a stone. Gemmill blatantly using the opportunity to take the bairn round Lidl in the hope of catching the eye of cooing females ala Joey and Chandler in Friends. Which he probably then watched when he got back after not having pulled.

Then stumbled upon this photo of the Pompey game, what happened here like? Gemmill had the perfect view of it judging by this pic so I'm going to accept his account above.

Carrying a pineapple as well no less. Just as per regulation issue nazi uniform.

WTF??? What are you talking about? A computer game?

Leazes...I've tried a couple of them mate. Well pleased with them-some really good tips and the preparation guidance makes it all straightforward. I'd recommend anyone else tries them. Only changes I've made is decrease the amount of ginger puree in the base sauce and make up for that by putting a bit more chilli powder in the individual curry recipes. Only a minor adjustment to be fair - keeps the kick to it but just prefer the balance of the taste that way. By the way, if you get a chance can you pm me a recipe for how to do the tikka part of the recipes. Most of them say prepare as per tikka but there isnt an explanation for how to do that. I want to try a tikka masala. So far I've just been able to do the chicken curry/chicken korma (ie non tikka dishes)

Lisa it's your birthday, happy birthday Lisa!