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Title of Meenzer's autobiography tbh

Hailing from Plymouth I would expect you to know Torquay is in Devon She's from Torquay? Ah. My mistake. I can see where the Essex assumption came from tbf. Thank you very much Yes im a Torquay gal Brock....I'd have kept it quiet had i hailed from Essex mind! Well you can't tell the difference between a camel and a shadow.... I do understand the picture.....i do know which is which, what im saying is i CANNOT see it!!! Are you from Esses perchance? Plymstock. Shadows are black yknow. Racist.

In fact that whole sentence should be the caravan club's slogan.

Shared bathrooms is a big no-no for me. If it's not en-suite, I'm not interested tbh. I take it you'd never camp, or use the showers at a sports ground or swimming pool as well then? I wouldn't camp, no. I use swimming pools on holiday, but I get washed afterwards in my en-suite bathroom. And I don't like using the showers at the gym, but I will if I have to. Did you type that with a straight face?

I bet thats exactly what the fish was thinking when it came face to face with Wacky. Fuck off, Picnic Dick! Perhaps thats why wor lass wont go near it. Peanut allergy.

Shared bathrooms is a big no-no for me. If it's not en-suite, I'm not interested tbh. I take it you'd never camp, or use the showers at a sports ground or swimming pool as well then? Is this a trick question? Wtf would Gemmill be doing at a swimming pool or sports complex?

I bet thats exactly what the fish was thinking when it came face to face with Wacky.

I can only imagine what that room must have hummed like after you'd polished off your scotch egg, prawn cocktail crisps and umbongo packed lunch.

Being a lout tbh, and bringing back a girl to the dormitory. Who banned you like? The missus?

Should have made him do the zip slide down and taken potshots at him as he did it ala Takeshi's Castle.

Anyone who carries a gun deserves no compassion whatsoever in my book. Could have been someone mentally ill with a toy gun for all you would know at the time tbh. Nah. He'd have been wearing a baseball cap with a perfectly flat peak if that was the case. First day of negotiator training that.

State registered midgets.

I would tend use the term "cry for help" rather than "attention seeking" tbh. Crying for help armed with a gun though? I think you're probably right, and you have to have some pity for an individual that feels for whatever reason that they need to do something like that, but it's still fucking annoying. What happened in the end anyway? Did he hoy himself off? If he had a gun they were justified in shooting him down imo. If he'd only gone on the millenium they could have just tilted him off. In fact they could have just kept tilting him up and down until he made his mind up.

Tiddler tbh. Just looks big cos you've got midget fingers you stubby little fuck.

Im having trouble seeing the black camels as shadows im seeing them as the camels, its really frustrating me. Angle of the sun relative to them ffs.

Can you imagine toonraider trapesing round that? She wouldnt have a fucking clue what was going on. They're taken from the air man woman man! High up in the air! She doesnt travel by 'iron bird' either iirc. Probably thinks its witchcraft.

That'd require an almighty ballsack tbf.

Can't see what? The camels toes?

Village of the damned tbf.

Jesus tonight! Fancied giving those a watch an all! Knew I hadn't seen an 'ESPN Classics' when flicking through the channels in the past, like.

Mackem Washington isn't really Mackem country. It's more a demilitarised Zone. Aye, a no man's land if you like. Try saying that on the SMB. They are vociferous in claiming Washington as part of Mackemland. Either way, it's shit. Living in Washington it's easy to hate Sunderland. More money gets pumped from Washington to Sunderland than the other direction. More money wants pumping back into it's bus station tbh. Fucking shit tip.

Can I get that? I've got NTL.

The fact that the thread title begins with capitals and ends in lower case passes without comment when Radgi's the author. Probably best left that way too but then I'm a complete cunt.