RobElliott

His discipline has come on a lot too, only the one yellow this season compared to last season

They have Liverpool in the cup next week as well so it may well be a very weakened side he puts out tomorrow. Rumours that Forster is ill so could call up a keeper with no senior appearances... maybe it's Daniel Levy himself! Also Maddison was at the darts, probably picked something up there and spread it to the team! 😀

With Forster in goal and our high pressing, I can see Spurs having a few howlers at the back.

If you thought Sherwood was bad, insights from Troy Deeney on wor Fab

Actually is Craig Hope related to this guy? "I was happy in the gloom under Mike Ashley But heaven knows I'm miserable now Wrote a bleak story, and then I had a sob And heaven knows I'm miserable now In my life Why do I give valuable time To the toon who don't care if I live or die?"

Senor Hope wouldn't underestimate a fee we receive surely?

Have we not signed any cunt yet?

As much as I despise Liverpool, I'd love them to stuff "United" 9-0 at the weekend Eddie has got a couple of demons off his back this season too. Never won at old Trafford in the league plus we managed to get a result vs Liverpool. These are all big psychological milestones

Tactic planning session at Man U for match week 38, and planning to play a 3-4-3 again https://youtu.be/Cgy6Fcz7q0s

Reading the article on the BBC about who is on a free this summer... I think we should definitely go in for Amad Diallo, just for the lols and subsequent meltdown on Ready to Groom

Just needed to give him Mrs Wykikis number and job done

My attempt of last years trip to the mackem shit tip back in Jan. And yes we all know mad dog is the main character really

Ahmed, let's just watch and enjoy the match. St Maximin obviously not playing this weekend...

We run a tight ship... They have a shite tip...

Will tke a while for any post to be delivered in Ireland then so it will NSFW

We signing Taylor Swift? No doubt Tripps would approve

Don't think Sir Keir Starmer could see out a 3-0 win at home like

The effort from Microsoft Copilot has flourishes of a North Korean song about Kim Jong Un

Thought selkirk was the elf?

Mudryk tested positive for a banned substance. Will likely improve the Chelsea team if he is banned!

Mrs wykiki enters the chat...

Osula not?

I think Gordon, while not the best player at the club, is probably my favourite player for some time. As a person he just oozes class, works hard for the team, gets the club and hope he stays for years. I've been glad to have been proven wrong when I was seriously underwhelmed by him prior to his signing. For the last while, Miggy frustrates the life out of me, but while he wears our colours Ill be willing him on to getting back to scoring those worldies every other week. Gordon is one of a number of players who are below par at the minute but I'm really looking forward to when it does all start to click around the team again consistently. Maybe a decent RW option in Jan and Wilson staying fit will get him a consistent run in the side without being moved about and he will be back to his best. Of all our players he seems to be moved about the most, an argument for Big Joe could be made too At one point it was almost guaranteed that the opposition RB would get at least a yellow when Gordon played

Try this

Eddie oot and non stop chook? You seem to be on the wrong board hen