RobElliott

Have you tried to fight fire with fire and started to talk about xG back to him?

FYP

Aye and what about the Arsenal game?

Heading to big Franks funeral in Rome?

Ekitike has turned us down twice already so that ship has sailed. Lets not be like Gemmill trying to pick up that 18 year old in the Bigg Market on a night out, telling her his predictions she will head home with him for the night

Has anyone ever wondered if this whole trans court case has come about as Armitage Shanks wanted to sell more toilets and the whole thing has got out of hand?

Wondering what cunt of a question she will have for Eddie in the next presser. So Eddie, this Pneumonia, how much has it affected your bromance barometer with Jason Tindall? Secondly, how much of the taxpayers money have you wasted in hospital or did you use the blood money from your saudi overlords to go private?

BBC is too woke for me tho I get my facts from GB News

I was half asleep

Eni Aluko really doesn't help herself... Ian Wright is one of the biggest advocates of the women's game! https://www.givemesport.com/eni-aluko-accuses-ian-wright-blocking-opportunities-female-pundits

Google knows...

They will have one of that Onion carthorse clattering into Miley from the FA Cup match last seyson marra

Looks like Mrs wykiki has been at it again... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14639537/Police-hunt-Newcastle-United-ear-bitten-headbutted.html

in hindsight i should have changed spot to spit as well

Van Dyccccccchhhh has not put Alecccccccchhhhhhander-Arnold 'on the spot' over his Liverpeeeeewwl future There you go, Carraghered your post

The king is dead.... long live the king!

An onana howler in the pen shootout would be glorious now

She is just worried Scholes will try to suck her toes, but then again he may not as she isnt his daughter...

Their Eddie Howe thread is only at 26 pages, so not that popular a Newcastle topic it seems...

Richard Dunne enters the chat

Sure the morlocks had their own special display just for us last time we played Of all the cockups they have had over the years that will be hard to top!

Seriously, I'd say a good chunk of that would be Lloyd Kelly's agent fees seeing that we got him on a "free"? Here is hoping Juventus get European football so he can stay there

Ah Ibrahim... can't say I miss the cunt! Although he was on ignore the fecking whopper