RobElliott

thats the only thing he can finish these days

Looks like we have made a good start, even my phone batter is higher

Or Toryboy

Was toyboy on it too?

Sounds like I have made the right decision to spend the day outside shovelling gravel in the rain

David Moyes press conference should be a good listen after the match

Osula looks like he has seen up Wilsons shorts and is like "Feck me, it is 12 inches!"

Is this how most mornings look in chez wyiki? "Ey up Callum, stop faffing about and get some clothes on, its cold enough to freeze a ferrets nipples! And close th' door, was thee born in a bloody barn?!"

I'm not even going to load up bbc sport to check the score as it always means a goal for them as soon as I look... How many mins of extra time are we thinking, 20?

Aye bigi carrying on the tradition with this recent effort https://x.com/BBCSPORTNI/status/1885711060272885796

Wonder if its a way to keep Trippier here?

I dont think they would discriminate against you for your urinary incontinence?

Aye could be a sensible enough model to pick up players for better prices at the PSR deadline then sell players in Jan which is "a difficult market to buy", probably why we got a decent fee for Miggy now, compared to what we would have got last summer

Any signing is whats left us in the shit with not being able to shift them on with them being on long contracts, Hendrick, Hayden et al

Aye if Targett is reportedly on £100k a week thats £2.1m in wages saved by July, or use it to top up Isaks wage

https://mlsmultiplex.com/miguel-almiron-is-back-at-atlanta-united-01jjtnxzqtty

More news about untaxed money flowing into and out of Chelsea as recently as 2021 from Abramovich on the BBC. What's going to happen Sweet FA

This reads like a story you would see on Ready to Groom Was the blart who signed you in as good as Pennywells finest?

Now watch the Roeder-esque push for Europe now from the Spuds

Another Boumsong 😀

Wykiki has to go on it while Wilson is over, so wykiki can also get a ride 😀

Eni Aluko 'I think there's a lot of cat and mouse going on here. As a sporting director I used to do this a lot where I'd call up a big club and say "can you put a bid in?" - and that would get my owner to put a higher bid in. 'I don't think Newcassel actually want to sign Khusanov, I think what's going on here is Guardiola has picked up the phone to Eddie Howe and said "listen our kid, City are going to do the incremental bid approach. If you put a higher bid in that will push my owner".'

CV short for Cock volume?