RobElliott

I was half asleep

Eni Aluko really doesn't help herself... Ian Wright is one of the biggest advocates of the women's game! https://www.givemesport.com/eni-aluko-accuses-ian-wright-blocking-opportunities-female-pundits

Google knows...

They will have one of that Onion carthorse clattering into Miley from the FA Cup match last seyson marra

Looks like Mrs wykiki has been at it again... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14639537/Police-hunt-Newcastle-United-ear-bitten-headbutted.html

in hindsight i should have changed spot to spit as well

Van Dyccccccchhhh has not put Alecccccccchhhhhhander-Arnold 'on the spot' over his Liverpeeeeewwl future There you go, Carraghered your post

The king is dead.... long live the king!

An onana howler in the pen shootout would be glorious now

She is just worried Scholes will try to suck her toes, but then again he may not as she isnt his daughter...

Their Eddie Howe thread is only at 26 pages, so not that popular a Newcastle topic it seems...

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Sure the morlocks had their own special display just for us last time we played Of all the cockups they have had over the years that will be hard to top!

Seriously, I'd say a good chunk of that would be Lloyd Kelly's agent fees seeing that we got him on a "free"? Here is hoping Juventus get European football so he can stay there

Ah Ibrahim... can't say I miss the cunt! Although he was on ignore the fecking whopper

It's the blood money we are paying to the other teams to throw the games marra

FYP

Is Keegan going to sit in the dugout then? 😀

Arsenal doing their annual stutter as well. Gemmill, while you are at it, what do you make of Arsenal's chances of finishing 2nd? 😀

Hope he is OK. Wonder if he had caught the clap from Mrs Wykiki? 😀

William Storey will be fewming the fucking shaved gorilla

What a bunch of fucking scumbags, the fucking morlocks...

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I think Jacobs form is a lot different to Miggys purple patch where he just scored worldies for 8 games. The improvement in Murphy feels more like the improvement in Big Joe following Eddies coaching. I see RW as a slightly lower priority now for the summer, they might go in for a younger cheaper understudy to develop (as Minteh seemed to be). Highest priority for the Summer has got to be cover for Isak and CB