Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Yeah, they're moving many departments to a massive purpose-built media village in Salford. Some of the fivelive and Breakfast News presenters are leaving because they don't want to up sticks. As long as Susannah Reid is still on, that's fine by me

Horse racing fan, mate? A couple of tips for you; Dinner Hour, 12-1 Wet Paint, (Sticks to the fences, mate). Dusty Carpet, never been beaten.

I bet liverpool fans NEVER mentioned a combined total before man utd overtook them

He wasn't all bad then. It what comes of being an important place Doc, but yeah, some would agree with your comment. De Jerrrrrmhans bombed are chippeeeeee.

He wasn't all bad then.

Now then, RexHammer. Nail on heed there. You got incredibly lucky with Ba's fitness. He's struggled with it all through his career, so he'd be a guaranteed perma-crock here. To be honest mate. If his knee was going to give in on anyone, it would of been West Ham. Most of our signings of late have been injury prone or decide to sustain a long term injury just after putting pen to paper. I have heard that Ba's knee injury is over exaggerated and that the effects will only kick in later on, but whether or not this is true.... I dunno. Aye, we've both had Keiron Dyer on our books I suppose

Now then, RexHammer. Nail on heed there. You got incredibly lucky with Ba's fitness. He's struggled with it all through his career, so he'd be a guaranteed perma-crock here.

Don't get a 3D one yet. They currently rely on 'Active' specs, which have electronic shutters which flick open and closed at a specific rate. The extra money goes into into these specs. Wait six months or so and see which 'Passive' format comes out on top and becomes industry standard otherwise you run the risk of ending up with the 'betamax'. My folks have just got a 2D Panasonic LED with HD Freeview and Freesat built in. The picture quality is superb.

I see the government have announced plans to sell off Northern Rock. Any chance our shirt sponsor will be changing if, as expected, Tesco or Virgin buy them?

She's canny annoying, but murdering her is taking it a bit far.

Didn't Ferrari got three whole seasons with no mechanical breakdowns? They certainly reaped the benefit of having unlimited testing, their own test track on the factory doorstep and an enormous budget in those days. You still need the right people to put it altogether of course, and Montezemolo / Todt / Brawn / Byrne / Schumacher were an invincible combination. Re: the fat pig article; why do football journalists think they can get away with spouting off about a subject they clearly know nowt about in a national newspaper? Embarrassing tbh.

Didn't Ferrari got three whole seasons with no mechanical breakdowns? They certainly reaped the benefit of having unlimited testing, their own test track on the factory doorstep and an enormous budget in those days. You still need the right people to put it altogether of course, and Montezemolo / Todt / Brawn / Byrne / Schumacher were an invincible combination. Re: the fat pig article; why do football journalists think they can get away with spouting off about a subject they clearly know nowt about in a national newspaper? Embarrassing tbh.

Can you imagine if Schumacher at his peak had had a seat in a Newey car?

This illustrates that very well: http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2009/03/08/mich...-f1-in-numbers/

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/92327

They considered it, then decided to make the Bugatti Veyron instead to showcase their engineering talent. I think with Audi at Le Mans and the DTM, Seat in touring cars and Skoda in rallying the Volkswagen group have got their fingers in enough motorsport pies. Think they enter the Touareg in the Paris-Dakar too.

He'd just give it cunnilingus anyway After filling it with ketchup?

It'll either start on a thursday making days 3 & 4 the weekend or a Friday making days 2 & 3 the weekend won't it? I can't see it starting on any other day, can you?

Happy Birthday!

Sometimes they still ride on the road even when there is a cycle lane there (if it saves them going up and down kerbs etc.) Asking for it imo.

I don't mind them keeping moving. So long as its raining

Leazes, these Stephen Leather books seem to be in series, featuring the same main characters. Can you read them as individual books or do they refer to things that happened in earlier books? I'm assuming the former. Going to get one, and that Gary Imlach book about his fathers football career.

Button comes across as genuinely likeable, whereas Hamilton says all the right things (up until Monaco) but in the style of a corporate PR programmed robot. It's no surprise to me that the team are warming towards Jenson, which must hurt Lewis bearing in mind he's been in and around McLaren since he was a kid. And as well as his Dad not being there, Ron Dennis (his other rock) isn't there as much anymore either.

I quite like Kobayashi he's fond of an ambitious over-take, but he let himself down today. Second at the final re-start and ended up 7th or 8th. Vettel has no reason to leave Red Bull as long as Adrian Newey is there.

He has moments similar to two massive Ferrari heroes Gilles Villeneuve and Jean Alesi, who both made their names driving balls-out in recalcitrant number 27's. I was actually reminded of Gilles when Lewis was trying to get back to the pits with his back wheel hanging off the corner of the car. Very Zandvoort 1979. I think Ferrari would love Vettel at some point but I bet Mercedes would like to build a team round him too once Schumi retires again.