Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Good post. Might have to look that book out.

Didn't see the double firing coming. "Ellie, I can't really think of a proper reason, but you're fired!" Harsh.

This is what we're up against. We've either won wars against, or colonised most of the other fifa member states at at one time or another. No wonder they don't like us.

He has a soft spot for us, but paying £7.5m for a 30 year-old doesn't fit in with The Slob's plan.

Their manager has just upped sticks to go to Bristol Rovers.

I give it six months before they've blockaded Barrack Road and are burning lambs.

Coppers jar?

Watched it last week, and I agree with you word-for-word.

Chris Coleman was on talksport on friday morning, and his tactical masterplan was for all the defenders & midfielders to take turns putting reducers in on Messi, and to pump high balls into the box because they won't be used to that in Spain. I laughed at the time but it probably wouldn't have ended up much worse than the hiding ManU got.

Chris Coleman was on talksport on friday morning, and his tactical masterplan was for all the defenders & midfielders to take turns putting reducers in on Messi, and to pump high balls into the box because they won't be used to that in Spain. I laughed at the time but it probably wouldn't have ended up much worse than the hiding ManU got.

Definitely a bit of gurning going on

I tend to not read the stickies too.

McFerrin. 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' could be the theme tune for Team Positive CT.

Tell that to John Lennon! Who got out of there as fast as he could as soon as he could afford it, just like every other rich scouser does. Also officially the worst supporters in Europe, and that's UEFA's word, not mine.

Dropped toast this morning, it landed jam-side up. It's going to be a good day.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...mp;#entry878356 Come on mods, this cunts a waste of bandwidth, get rid.

Did you see how thick the doors were on that fucker??

Don't know why, but I read the thread title as 'Smiling outdoors banned'. Bit harsh that like.

Sign up at http://spywarehammer.com, post a brief run down of your problems, and they'll sort it.

It does sound like a browser hijacker. Have you ran Malwarebytes?

Animals.

I cried when Sir Bobby got his lifetime achievement award on Sports Personality of the Year a few years ago, but no-one was looking so it doesn't count. I also blubbed like a baby at the end of 'Just Call Me Bobby' when they repeated it shortly after his death. In fact I think I might have something in my eye just thinking about it.

Hopefully they'll stay down too Wouldn't be surprised if they did a Bradford.

Am I the only person glad Blackpool went down? Holloway's bumpkin act really gets on my tits.

Best wum ever this kid