Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Was just going to say, I can remember the radio advert for the caravans there.

Targets identified for January window: John Pantsil Knickerlas Anelka Lee Cattermole (always suspendered) Teddy Sherringham Any Athletic Bilbao players (all Basques)

Did he not try to sell you a dag?

Twice he's said fuckin in interviews. He knows what he's doing he's trying to get a laugh out of his mates. Total mong. He'd have been in them riots if he wasn't a footballer. No racial intent in that comment, but he would, thick as fuck. Aye, I can remember Garth Crookes pulling him up about it when he did it.

Post-international break bump.

Capello doesn't rate Richards at all. He's looked decent this season, thick as mince mind.

I always got the impression that Stevie Me wasn't that bothered about playing for England. Although he does seem to enjoy linking up with Rooney.

Demba Bra.

A new member called 'Hectic' was browsing the FAO Deano thread last night. Just sayin'...

Quality.

Time for an update of this HF?

Benjamin Massing? Why has Chris Nicholl got a potato growing in the middle of his face?

See what you did there

England vs Gareth Bale kicks off in half an hour. I can't remember so much fuss being made about one opposition player for years.

I don't suppose Imre Varadi played for Hungary did he?

Did they have to be playing for NUFC at the time btw? If not add Tommy Cassidy. And Keegan.

That's the one Norn Iron qualified for so I'll go for McCreery.

Paneer pakora are awesome. A bit of grated Monterrey Jack onto of a chilli is good too. But cheese on a chinese curry? Not having that.

Deano, thanks for taking this with such grace & humility. No one here was trying to force you out, I originally suggested a tenner as a reasonable wager for our bet but it was you that wanted to make it fifty lets not forget. If you were stumped for cash I wouldn't have had a problem if you'd just stuck a tenner in, and I don't think anyone else would've either. The only people who've really humiliated and shat on you are ashley & dekka at the end of the day. I've donated £10, so Toontastic's contribution is well over a ton now. See, Team Nasty aren't so bad after all

Howay then TR, let him have both barrels!

Diddup Duddum Diddly Do... POW!

We should have bingo card set up for the end of January with phrases like 'it was not for lack of trying', 'not in the best interests of the club' and 'negotiations were ultimately unsuccessful' on.

Am I right in saying it's ten years to the day since we did the Germans 5-1?

spot on!