Dr Kenneth Noisewater

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Leeds 1-0 Miwall

Grrrr, Carrick you twat. Still, keeps the title away from victimpool for another year.

Sanitary towel?

Put it away Jimbo.

I'm glad Reading aren't coming back up because I don't consider them to be a proper football town. For the same reason, I'd like to see Hull, Wigan (both RL towns) and Portsmouth (too many sailors) get relegated.

Is Newcastle-Offline or whatever it was called still going?

You've inadvertently tapped into the Ashley masterplan there, Chrismas Tree.

I like Nimrod, which no-one else seems to rate. I used to listen to it all the time when it was one of the few tapes I was stuck with in a car that only had a cassette player, think that might be how it wormed its way into my affections.

Felt a bit sorry for him.

He's already said he's going back to australia after this season hasn't he?

I won't pay. I'll just move to the next best free place until there are none left.

Not necessarily:

First lap of the European GP at Donington, phenomenal.

Let me guess what network you're on... 3!

Three moans?

If a pandemic does strike, can it please happen in the next couple of weeks forcing the current football season to be abandoned (can't have tens of thousands of people congregating in one place). We can then start with a clean page again in August.

Great minds Alex

Whats a pigeon toss? I think he means pitch and toss: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitch_and_toss