Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I thought we might have given 'pools their highest gate of the season too, but of course they've got Leeds going there this year

I do the one for the Great North Air Ambulance but none of the others.

I had a big pile of post when I came back from holiday but it was mostly junk mail and free sheets. I particularly hate the ones addressed to 'The Occupier' or 'The Car Driver'.

Well it's on itv1 so that is a given.

The Boylemeister is on that News Knight thing on itv now.

Heart-rate monitor I think. He had one on at Hartlepool on tuesday.

Totally agree. the new Nike boot is like a slipper.

The real reason he had no time on the ball in this country is because he possesses the first touch of a rapist.

That would be excellent, but I have a feeling the Hungaroring will be more suited to the McLarens.

I meant his two main title rivals receiving nul points.

Well that worked out well for Alonso

Odd.

...Terry Mac...

Micky Quinn, Wayne Fereday...

Race stopped, conditions too dangerous, cars sliding off all around the circuit.

I'm doing exactly that! Incredible change in conditions over the first two laps, from bright sunshine to torrential rain. It's chaos at the moment.

Shaken to bits by Sam's vibrating plate machine.

Fucks sake. What's the matter with him?

Never been the same since Eric got sacked. Did it ever come out what had happened there?

Fancy this to go the distance like. You on about the Maccarinelli fight? They are both powerful punchers, I reckon they'll come out blitzing. My bad.

To be fair, the squad has been whittled down to the bone over the last few seasons and the take-over was bound to complicate things, so its not like every other year.

I don't think its possible for him to turn us round in one transfer window (especially with the ownership upheaval). We're a big club but we're out of shape, putting us right is a full-time job. A couple of years, minimum, realistically.

Just what I was thinking

Fancy this to go the distance like. You on about the Maccarinelli fight? They are both powerful punchers, I reckon they'll come out blitzing.