Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Three sets of twins. Or am I reading it wrong?, It's late.

Like it, talks a lot of sense.

How many families are into their third generation of benefits claimants now? Some kids will have never seen anyone go out to work in the morning.

Bang out a few more kids then. Where do you draw the line between 'raising a large family' and indiscriminate breeding?

If it's a 206 CC (which I think it is) there is about a 90% chance the owner doesn't have a Y chromosome.

Put them in a one-bedroom flat and have the kids taken into care. Simple

I had the same for some reason. Was fooking weird - lucky I had a long coat It's the vibration of the bus. : It's a recognised condition, known as 'diesel penis', lorry drivers 'suffer' from it.

Says it all really. How much would it cost to sterilise them btw?

My sentiments exactly. I really don't think he's that good, the only reason I would keep him would be if Krul is going out on loan somewhere to get some matches under his belt.

Aye, you can't beat a bit of affectionate bullying

Chris Evans and Phillip Schofield

Used 'span' instead of 'spun' as past tense of spin. Disappointing.

Staines

Milford Haven

Keighley *shudders*

Quality, though I preferred the "Red Square's dead square, we know that for a fact. There's no MacEwans Best Scotch in the Warsaw Pact" one. "Ge'doon, ge'doon. ge'doon!! I am doon!" Red Square's dead square we know that for a fact no McEwans Best Scotch in the Warsaw Pact They've just got propaganda not proper Geordie brew Russia? Nice place shame about the beer No McEwans anywhere cannit get a flight so we went by geordie air Goodbye Vladivostok Hallo Tyne and Wear Russia? Nice place shame about the beer

Anyone who expects us to go from last seasons pap, straight into the top five or six is deluding themselves in my book. This is a rebuilding year, slow steady improvement, nowt spectacular I'm afraid.

I don't think testimonials are the big deals they were years ago Noelie, not with the astronomical wages they pick up now. And beside how many would turn up for a Dyer testimonial?

I can remember years back Sunday morning used to be 5-a-side followed by the pub for the heady combination of strippers, quiz and meat draw The rule seemed to be: the less attractive they were, the dirtier they were. Can remember one blokes glasses disappearing up some birds snatch. You got the occasional stunner as well mind.

I am the toontastic submarine, always here but you'd never know it except when I occasionally 'up-periscope'. I see you've changed your sig Tom. Not as good as your old one

You're right, the Medway towns are shit, although a high percentage of Rochester girls seemed to have massive tits. Must be something in the water?

Spent most of my adult life living in them two. The chippy at Fishermans Square is the one to go to if you ever come back Stevie.

Quality, though I preferred the "Red Square's dead square, we know that for a fact. There's no MacEwans Best Scotch in the Warsaw Pact" one. I liked

Ask him if he's seen the "Hitler's reaction to Sheffield Utd's relegation" video on YouTube.

.Com's take on the Dyer situation: Hard to disagree with.