Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I feel your pain, brother.

He's talked about England whilst on England duty. When has he talked about Liverpool other than when asked a direct question about them?

ITV Sport basically confirming their joke status iyam.

The way the car vaulted into the wall then rolled as it broke up reminded me very much of Greg Moore's fatal crash in Indycars a few years ago.

I got that horrible feeling in my gut that you get when you see a life-threatening accident when I watched it live.

Hear, hear.

Move on, you moustachioed ringpiece.

They are that pampered they aren't used to thinking for themselves. They're like children, How many times have players turned up for European games without their passport?

Totally agree, Fantastic and entertaining race. Superb performance by Hamilton. I expected Kubica to be seriously hurt after that accident, looked a real nasty one. Shame the post-race had to be cut short for Coronation Street.

photoshopped.

I expect they will 'step aside' for us then. He's not going to be better than Eboué is he?

BNP meeting.

He certainly is. I can't say I am surprised at what he's achieved. If you have watched his career... I don't think I have ever seen anyone so determined coming up through the ranks. The last I can remember like that was Senna. He has the potential to be as good and what's more, he's showing it. I am a bit tired of his performance being feted as the Second Coming. He is a very good driver in a very good car. And will the media shut the fuck up about him being the joint leader in the Championship? He might be level on points, but he's third behind Alonso (leader) and Raikkonen. The countback rules are quite clear Agreed there was an article in one of the papers last week describing him as one of the all-time greats. He's not even won a race yet ffs. One of the things about him that has most impressed me (other than his ability behind the wheel) is his unruffled style and modesty. He seems very pleasant and down to earth in a world of super-egos. Your point?

Well I like him, and I'd like him to stay for the coming season, but his agent had blatantly got Freddy tied up in knots.

Hamilton has stuck it on the pole. Could be looking good for his first win today if he stays away from the 'champions wall'. McLaren seem to have put a bit of distance between themselves and Ferrari over the last few weeks, wish I'd had that bet on Alonso to be drivers champion when he was 15/4

Fucking hell. Worst bit of contract negotiating in the world. Ever. What sort of cretinous, sweaty oaf allows a clause like that? I'd be proper pissed off about this if a billionaire and super-organised manager hadn't taken over to soften the blow.

What can the FM players tell me about Bakari Sagna then?

: It's from the Mark Ronson album 'Version' (which is really good). Ahh, should've been able to Google that for myself really. Ta, will check it out The big-band version of 'God Put A Smile Upon Your Face' is been used quite a bit as backing music on fivelive too.

She should have had a pair of spaniel's ears tattooed on her tits, see if anyone noticed the difference.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml...electric108.xml

Spot on.

Instead it's being done with cash fleeced from the charva public.

Meh, planning rules. I'm sure some could arrange a 'suspicious blaze' like the one at the warehouse near the Copthorne.

Well done kidda, you're reached 1000 posts. 130 of them in this thread like.

Scum.