Dr Kenneth Noisewater

That is quality.

Is it Pimms o'clock already? Cornish pastie, chips & beans for me.

I was going to say that Forever now to be known as The Gay Emre Or Likes-dick Emre. [/low quality punnage for the over thirties]

Factastic.

The women are going to be so pissed off that the blokes they are putting in are gay.

I was going to say that

Unbelievable.

Good. Spoilt little slag.

N.W.A - 100 Miles and Runnin'

eh?

Quite a range.

: It's from the Mark Ronson album 'Version' (which is really good).

He looks like a baked bean.

It would be so NUFC if he was sacked before the season started because of a bad run of results in the pre-season games

Was it Leazes or HTL who felt Winter wasn't fit to report on football because he'd had a private education?

That's good That's even better. Is it not too late to change it due to public demand? I don't mind the one they've chosen but its not a patch on the 2012don one.

Brock will be all over this like a cheap suit I'd imagine.

I will consider other commissions if anyone else wants one.

That's how it's meant to be spelt. I'm aware of that. I meant the spelling in general from the Smogsiders. My mate is a teacher there, I'll have to have a word with him.

You're using it, good. Glad to see my considerable efforts are appreciated.

The Teesside spelling is quality Try reading them in a Boro Tintin stylee.

I take it that comment is aimed at 'wax on, wax off' No, I meant has Charles got over his sulks and tantrums under the previous regime. Didn't he want out after the last game?

There you go. That's £400000 please.

Are the N'Zogbia toys back in the pram now?

I'd start them both and use Taylor as back-up. He's still got a long way to go but he gets more leeway because he's lercal.