Dr Kenneth Noisewater

It doesn't mean anything really, it's just a North East habit like. It's used for emphasis I suppose, like 'you know what I mean' or 'you get me' might be used at the end of a sentence elsewhere.

Fucks sake, I've got no.19 (Xisco ) I always associate that number with Titus.

Aye buildings for me, mainly cathedrals. I think how the fuck did those fuckers with nee scaffolding etc ever build that. Just incredible be it Durham or notre dame. I actually like moody sea scapes a lot to be fair. Yup, this is very sad, but Ive often passed some of the old peoples bungalows in South shields perched right on the cliff edge with views out over the sea and think that would be a marvellous spot to retire. (Failing loads of cash and somewhere in the south of France of course). Love a good old Winter storm smashing into the light houses etc. (Seaham, but you get the drift) Aye looks like a real photo that at a first glance. Nice picture tainted by location though. If I had a few grand to commission a painting and justifiably afford it. I'd get someone good to go to Bamburgh. Go to the northern bit of the beach in relation to the castle and paint the crashing waves coming in with a grey sky and the castle on the right. One of my favourite places in the world. Good call. I love the coastline from Craster up to Holy island.

I think most of the stuff in The Baltic is garbage, but I absolutely love the building.

I'm pleased a buyer has been found for the blast furnace in Redcar, and one traditional North-East industry will be starting up again, even if it is under Thai owners.

What about this..... We might as well whack up a poll about which is the best fabric conditioner

Skunkers, will be going mental about this place like: top three threads about art, recipes and keeping yourself trim

Spoken like someone who genuinely can't think of another painting. This would be mine. It's grotty, it's grimy, but it's real. I've got no art culture in me at all really, which is strange seeing as though my mother was a professional artist, but see this painting by Lowry it tells it's own story to me, as nearly all of his do. They say to me he's just some cunt from the gritty North West of England who liked a pint, he's nee van Gogh but he had a gann. If you look at this picture here, not only did he have a go, he tells a story within his painting look at it. It screams "we're hard working northern cunts who are trying to get by", and he has his own ultra unique style. Give me this anyday than some fuckin elaborate pish with some fuckin naked Italian with his small cock stickin oot pointing. I really like Lowry's work. Get yourself in for this mate, with your pay rise: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12324389

Don't you ludicrously optimistic fuckers ever get sick of ashley rubbing your noses in it? Given his track record, what makes you think he's going to invest in at least two top quality strikers and put us in a position where Best is no longer needed, even for depth?

Why are the wallpushers kicking off at 6? Doesn't anyone there have a job? [/rhetorical]

What would be the point of getting rid? We're already thin in the position, and even if we do buy someone he's worth keeping for depth.

Nothing, nothing at all. In fact, I'm an 'end user'. Just wanted something else to go where "been in administration" had been in all the other cases and, not for the first time, porn was the first thing that popped into my head

Lets see what the history books have to say about this: AFC Bournemouth: been in administration and financially fucked West Ham: financially fucked, taken over by pornographers Portsmouth: been in administration and financially fucked Southampton: been in administration and financially fucked Lets hope old twitchy can keep up his fine record, eh?

Welcome DragonflyNet, y'areet?

Happy Birthday Cat, have a good one.

Duff looked like he'd been mainlining sleeping tablets most of the time he was here. I thought he was finished, but he seems to have livened up a little bit at Fulham.

Careful you don't go into any underground strip-club, get handcuffed to the bar by some local heavies and have your wallet emptied.

He already has, to the tune of tens of millions. How much of that is loans (that he'll want back sometime) and how much has he actually poured into us no-strings?

Always adjusting his mullet mid-game wasn't he? Have I got the right lad? Captain of England U18's, always looked a bit smug. Think we sold hit to t'Leeds on deadline day a few years back.

Huntington's career went downhill fast didn't it?

What was the tourist advert for Boro? Something like 'Come to Middlesbrough and smell our fumes. Why not visit Teesside's petrochemical wonderland'

Didn't Clough win the league with Forest in their first season after promotion? Derby came 4th under Clough straight after going up too, don't know if that got you a UEFA place in those days though.

Aye, Ipswich did it as well in 2000.

I've sported the suit & tie with v-neck jumper look a couple of times this winter. A lot of the Italian managers seem to like it and they know about style there.