Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Who's fourth. People should all say which one they voted for so we know where we stand. My fourth would be the royal family. I hope he dies btw, I voted for the next option up though because I didn't want to jinx it

:icon_lol: surreal and hilarious. Imagine them sitting their humming along to Fly withoot wings. That's Westlife. Gawd.... Could have had the perhaps more fitting 'Love e for a Reason' or 'Life is a Rollercoaster' That's one of Roland's solo efforts. Ronan? Or this bloke? Oh Erkan. It's a habit I got from Viz. They had a 'cut out and keep' Take That poster back when they were big the first time and they all had ridiculous/wrong names but Gary Barlow was 'Doughnut'. They always cut their heads out really badly too so they looked even more cuntish. Do you remember the cut-out-and-keep Bros mug featuring Matt, Luke and 'Ken'?

I took the 'hope he dies' option. The helicopter scenario would be good, especially if llambias was on board too, but any form of death would suit me. I'd even be tempted to do it myself if it could be guaranteed I'd get away with it Shitting on Keegan and souring his relationship with this club is unforgivable in my eyes.

Possible? Yes. Probable? No.

I've been introduced to nearly all of them by xfm. Shame its DAB only and not available all over the country (well, it is on t'interweb of course). Very good for newish / breaking indie bands. Heard something else catchy on there yesterday, Dinosaur someone they were called. Jr? No, Dinosaur Pile-Up it was, think they're from Leeds.

I've been introduced to nearly all of them by xfm. Shame its DAB only and not available all over the country (well, it is on t'interweb of course). Very good for newish / breaking indie bands. Heard something else catchy on there yesterday, Dinosaur someone they were called.

Moyes has been astute in the transfer market on the whole, picking up Championship players and developing them (Cahill, Jagielka, Lescott etc.). Dunno if Pardoo has that ability??

Gran Torino - enjoyed it. I like a good Clint film. He's not going to act in any more is he?

Despite selling Lescott for £25m eighteen months ago, and being run on a very tight budget they are still tottering on the brink financially. Kenwright has fuck all to invest. I'd hope if push came to shove here, the fat man would put his hand in his pocket rather than see us go into administration. That might not be an option for them.

I think Manc-Mag might have symmetry issues with Leanne:

It'll be a workers paradise by then - no toilet paper or booze but hey.......................... Would you go there Rob?

Strangely enough, dadoon is a celtic fan too. Whoda thunk it?

Gervais is just irritating full-stop.

Where has he landed? Thought he had huffed off from talkShite?

Thanks for sharing. Do you reckon all will be well there now, or is there still potential for it to kick off?

My mates just told me he's booking a holiday in Tunisia for the end of June. It was cheap, but...

Kuffour curled up on the floor thumping the ground

Harald Schumacher knocking out Patrick Battiston, in the '82 World Cup semi-final

France - Portugal semi-final in Euro '84 wasn't bad either.

My earliest football memory is the 1979 FA Cup final. I can remember how exciting it was when Man.U got themselves back into it with two late goals, only to feel deflated when Alan Sunderland went straight down the other end and won it for Arsenal. I suppose a rush of excitement followed quickly by the bitter taste of disappointment set me up well for supporting NUFC for the following 30-odd years.

This x 1000000! I couldnt watch more than 1 episode of that show because of Gervais' fake laugh

Mmmm, very thought. No West Auckland Town?

thats what you wear to work Stevie? i thought you were in construction or construction management? fuck i'd end it all if i had to wear a suit to work, collared shirt and jeans is all that is required in BC, but then we're more relaxed over here. I am in the construction sector but I get people jobs rather than carrying bricks on me back mate. Stuffy? You have to look professional mate, seen plenty of you yanks in suits anyway. Where's BC by the way? Chicarggo? i hear you about the professional bit, its more a when in rome sort of thing, no one out here wears a suit unless you're in court or you're a accountant and even then i doubt it. you have to understand that I live in the middle of nowhere, BC (and you'll have to look it up stevie) only has a population of roughly 1.5 -2.0 mil people but most of those live in the lower mainland. point is if i lived in the city i'd have to wear more business attire, thats one of the reasons i came back out to BC when i finished school, i'm not much of a suit guy. British Columbia?

Just had one of these in front of me on the way home: driving along then suddenly hard on the brakes and left into a turn-off, no indicating.

Spain has a compulsory annual eye test & medical for all drivers over 70 (might even be over 60 thinking about it). That's one law I wouldn't mind the EU implementing Europe-wide. I was behind one recently who clearly didn't know what exit they needed off a junction, realised too late and shot across two lanes of traffic and went up the kerb to make it.