Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Fuck off Overfriendly, makes me sick seeing that shit cunt lift a trophy.

Any relation to Micky?

What's Flaxseed and what does it do?

Shints, in the Sturridge thread. Clearly tongue-in-cheek mind.

Has your broken leg not healed yet Sun Tan? You must be going stir-crazy stuck inside, that's the only explanation for the amount of unfunny, pointless bollocks you're posting.

If he embraces the banter, and looks for a thread about the topic he has in mind instead of just starting a new one, he's alright by me.

Brutal. True though.

Forgive me father, for I have sinned..... Alpen for breakfast 3 Pints of Kronnenburg in the Strawberry 2 pre-match Coronas in the Platinum and a cheeseburger and chips chaser Half Time Corona and a cheeseburger chaser (no chips) Full Time Post match Corona x 2 Evening portion of house special fried rice whilst watching in biggest loser :devil: :devil: Portion of Extra special chocolate cake with double cream Anyone seen a wagon? Cheeseburger before kick-off and at half-time?? That's just greed

Did chicken breasts stuffed with black pepper & spring onion Philly, wrapped in Parma ham, with baked potatoes peas & sweetcorn last night. Going to do a couple of poached eggs on crumpets in a bit, then sunday roast at folks this evening.

Love you too

Shola?

Fuck off, you knob. A Newcastle supporter taking the piss out of KK for being a man of principal? You really are a fucking prick. See, Paul, it's easy. FYP FYP

India romping along vs. England.

Make your mind up kidda, this was only a couple of days ago.

Going to a stag weekend at the Grand National in April, probably have a week up in Northumberland either camping or in a chalet early summer, then a week in Gran Canaria doing nowt but eating, drinking and getting burnt later in the summer. Might have a city break / trip to somewhere in Europe later in the year.

You should've just fucked off or called whoever abused you first. Or you could just stick around and toughen up a bit and you could end up better for it. Never take anything from somewhere like this too seriously, paul. You're in big trouble as a person if you do. is that all you lot do on here is fucking insult people its a shambles Pretty much, yes. You either get used to it and start dishing it back out, or you wilt. It's only messing, no harm meant. You know, banter? There's loads on here who got dogs abuse when they first turned up for posting something stupid or coming across as an attention seeker, but if you stick with (usually) folks will start to accept you. It's up to you though like, you won't be missed ( )

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/...pellet-gun.html

I said to Tecato on here a couple of weeks back, you would've thought with the Carroll deal being reliant on the Torres deal going through, it would have been fairly easy to grease the wheels for Sturridge to have ended up here on loan. Surely even our board could've worked that one out? Paul, why not have a look and see if there is already a thread you can put your thoughts in rather than starting them all ower the shop. Nee offence like.

Tequila shots?

My dad refuses to listen to Radio Newcastle because we lose every time he does. Mick Lowes & John Anderson are head and shoulders above Lockwood & Moncur tho.

He was a friend of a friend when I lived in Bradford. One of these lads that could run rings round lads much older than him on the pitch in their school days apparently. Great shame, no age at all that.

Perfectly acceptable I'd say. Another North-Eastern one is putting 'mind' on the end for emphasis. For example, "its going to be expensive you know" would become "its going to be expensive mind" Or more likely "its ganna be canny dear mind"

It doesn't mean anything really, it's just a North East habit like. It's used for emphasis I suppose, like 'you know what I mean' or 'you get me' might be used at the end of a sentence elsewhere.

Fucks sake, I've got no.19 (Xisco ) I always associate that number with Titus.