Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Two words. Jeff Winter.

For the Grand National meeting? I'm going on the Saturday.

Whenever NUFC play 3-5-2 (or variations on it) it ends badly. Always has, always will. Just say no, kids.

Just heard a bit of the George Michael cover of True Faith; what a load of shit.

Been to York for the day. Afternoon drinking always does me in. British Transport Police have signs up at York station saying they will be doing 'fitness to travel' tests on people wanting to get on the last two trains back to middlesbrough on saturday nights. You must me able to walk in a straight line and not have any booze on you It's like the wild west on them trains sometimes.

It's all my Christmases and birthdays at once is what that is Susannah Reid, Kate Silverton I'd donate a weeks wages for Susannah in her frillies like.

Have the newsreader women done their song & dance thing in their pants yet? Or is that Children in Need?

Andy ish my team-mate und alsho my lover.

Aye. Could be another if Billy Davies brings Forest up. Where is Paul Lambert from, is he one too?

Bombed Bellamy out for not being worth the hassle, then signed him? Oh dear.

Give me the six Glaswegians currently managing in the Premier League.

Sad to hear this. I knew he's had a stroke but I thought he was on the mend. 'Regulate' is a classic.

Fucking killjoy still I see? I prefer the term "disinterested realist" So "disinterested" you were the second highest poster in the F1 2010 thread with 80+ posts.

Cheese omelette & chips tonight I think.

The daddy: http://www.coffeaonline.com/mokarabia

Clicky You got your signed copy yet Rob?

I thought it looked quite interesting, written by the guy who wrote Jaws & The Deep and it had Michael Caine in it. Started off ok but from about half way through descended into farce. I wouldn't care but I had to get the DVD imported from Australia, bit of a waste of time and money... That should've told you all you need to know.

Olivier Bernard was out of contract when we brought him back, but we will have been paying his wages. Never got near playing.

I reckon practice / coaching can only take you so far. You'd need to have some ability in said activity to start with. If you find something really obscure though... Thinking back, a mate of mine took up some obscure martial art in the nineties, and he was in the British top ten within a couple of years.

My left hamstring has been tight as buggery since the weekend. What's the best solution: rest; stretching; or exercise?

It started well before that. There was a thread on the old toon-chat board about buying a combi-boiler or something, that's where it originated. That 'Bizarre' thread is superb tho

it cant cost that much? thought they where about 300 quid? Quite a range. I was taking the piss Kenneth For a change You & kev have been whooshed Fisty. 'Quite a range' is an old-skool toontastic in-joke from a gold thread on the old board.

Curse you Barney, too slow

No, when you buy the away you get a beret and a string of onions.

it cant cost that much? thought they where about 300 quid? Quite a range.