Dr Kenneth Noisewater

The exhaust gas is fed under the floor of the car at the base of the side pods. It increases the speed of the air running underneath the car and, in theory, downforce. However, it must be a packaging nightmare, the side structure of the car will be subjected to intensely hot gases (will this effect the crash resistance for example) and the balance of the car must be twitchy depending on whether the throttle is on or off. If it shows a definite advantage the other teams are going to struggle because this isn't something you can 'bolt on', it's a fundamental design feature.

What time is the big Shearer / Owen style unveil in the Leazes? Want to make sure I'm near the front and don't miss Alan Robson's big build-up.

Savage used to call him Ski-Boot, as in he's got a first touch like a man wearing ski-boots

Dunno. Autosport have got a live text commentary page going, but its canny boring and you'd have to very dedicated (or sad) to sit and watch it for any length of time: http://live.autosport.com/commentary.php/id/306

Thought Friends was Boston? Your faux yank ignorance is fooling naybody Eh? Isn't friends the one with Kristey Alley? Always thought it was Boston that place with loads of Irish. That's Cheers.

Great post Spongebob.

:party: Take it steadier than the last weekend you quoted that K-Dawg, you don't want to spend Sunday cleaning the sick out of your turn-ups again do you?

They should be known as Renault-Lotus and Lotus-Renault then, surely no-one could find that confusing

Heart says: --------------------Given Venison - Woodgate - Albert - Enrique Solano ----------- Lee -----------Robert ------------------Beardsley ------------Shearer - Ferdinand but: --------------------Given Venison - Woodgate - Albert - Enrique ---Solano ----- Lee - Tiote ----- Robert ------------Shearer - Ferdinand probably better balanced.

This. It's last years Renault team re-branded. It's confusing because there will be two teams running under a 'Lotus' name this season, Team Lotus (the Green, white & yellow one from last season) and Lotus Racing (last years Renault team in Black & gold). Craig or Bev might be able to correct me, but I think Team Lotus bought the naming rights from the Chapman family (heirs of Colin Chapman, the founder) & their business partners, whilst Renault bought the name from Proton who now own Lotus Cars (the road cars division).

They should watch themselves. That Scuderia Ferrari logo on the engine cover has a more than passing resemblance to half a Marlboro logo. That hadn't gone without my notice too... Probably think they can get away with it if LRGP can. It's blatant isn't it? How long has tobacco advertising been banned, and yet the Philip Morris group are still one of their biggest backers.

Venison better than Beye in my book. Ginola vs. Robert is a toughie too.

They should watch themselves. That Scuderia Ferrari logo on the engine cover has a more than passing resemblance to half a Marlboro logo.

Parry's as mad as a bottle of chips, but part of me will miss his ludicrous ramblings.

Has Hulkenburg not secured a drive for this year? He must be disappointed bearing in mind he was on pole in the penultimate race.

The old black & gold Lotus livery looks great on the Renault.

He giggles like Bungle off Rainbow as well. They're such lucky twats, I'd love to have their job, or even writing for The Telegraph full time about football. I'd say more George off Rainbow. He's a fucking nugget, to be honest, even the one thats alright, the Spurs one, how they got a show only they know. They've got to be mates with a producer or something, seriously. They're not funny in the slightest. They produced Skinner & Baddiel's Fantasy League when it first came out and they're writers for TV Burp. I think theirs is the best show on daytime radio (admittedly, the overall standard is on the floor).

Terrible news about Kubica, hope he's able to make a good recovery. Wasn't he fastest in the first three-day test last week too? I'm hoping for another season as close as the last one. The Mclaren looks innovative, the Red Bull an evolution of a winning design, and the Ferrari relatively conservative in comparison. Lets see what the stopwatches say...

They've done something similar with me (although with smaller amounts). I got a rebate cheque off them in the autumn, then last week I got a letter saying I owed them three times that amount, and they were going to alter my tax code to get it back.

Don't forget that sniffer hates all our managers for not being as good as Alex Ferguson.

Coogan is spot-on, and good on him for saying it. But wasn't the Tony Ferrino character national stereotyping at least / casual racism at worst? (he wasn't very funny either way).

Yeah, its more of a realisation than touting. Either way, don't anyone replace their bairns Carroll 9 top with a Tiote 24 one.

Listen Again feature here: http://www.talksport.co.uk/radio/listen-again/episode/19183

Is it not on iPlayer? No, they don't have the rights to repeat it on iPlayer.