Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Depends. If you're sat in the outside lane and there's fuck all in lane 1 then I'm siding with them rather than you - too many people are doing that these days. Course if you're overtaking something and going a reasonable speed then you're quite within your rights to proceed as you've explained This. If you're in the process of overtaking; fair enough, if you're not; get out of the fucking way.

And its cousin "IS IT" (no question mark or inflection). Or a hybrid - I'm working with an Indian lad who suffixes almost all his sentences with "isn't it". I know a german fella who does that. He's a bit camp too, so he sounds like Lieutenant Gruber off 'Allo 'Allo

We'll see. His track record doesn't fill me with confidence though.

I reckon he looks like Danny Baker. Squat, ugly, thinning straggly hair and little wire glasses. He probably has yellowing teeth and halitosis as well.

I can't get out of my head that Pardoo let slip that the £35 will be invested to cover transfer fees and wages for any replacements. Two signings of £5mil each both on five year 40k/week contracts and its gone. And what does £5m get you in the strikers market these days?

I used to love this thread. Cyclists who ride on a dual carriageway (in rush hour), sometimes two-abreast, even though there is a cycle path right next to the road. Under these circumstances it should be legal to drive over the no-insurance-non-road-tax-paying cunts.

Wensday and Febury.

Credibility now crushed into the dirt. Oh dear. I notice you're not denying saying you'd fuck off after losing that popularity poll either. Big of you, that. Anyway, I'm away to lick my wounds from that cutting remark about mentioning KK's birthday

If you click on that link, can you read the highlighted bit?

It take two to tango, and skidmark first of all said he was going to keep his arguments with Leazes all in one thread (which he didn't), and then said he would leave this place if he lost a popularity poll against Spongebob (again, he went back on this). His credibility is on the floor tbh. Where did i say that about one thread like? Got a quote? Leazesesque from yourself there Clicky Like I said, credibility on the floor. Why don't you just go?

fuck off to an arsenal forum Fuck off to a Barcelona forum Why would I do that? I want English teams to get beat so they don't 'cash-in' from winning euro competitions I used to use that logic, but we're light years behind now, so what's the point?

That pass from Wiltshire to Nasri for Arshavin's goal was a thing of beauty.

It take two to tango, and skidmark first of all said he was going to keep his arguments with Leazes all in one thread (which he didn't), and then said he would leave this place if he lost a popularity poll against Spongebob (again, he went back on this). His credibility is on the floor tbh.

Well he's certainly not going to go on N-O is he?

There's something so right about a man who's always worn his heart on his sleeve celebrating his birthday on Valentines Day. Kevin Keegan has done more for our club than any other individual in my lifetime. Never mind what the press say, I'll always love you KK, and I'm sure tens of thousands of other Geordies who were lucky enough to experience the high times with you feel exactly the same. All the best Special K, and many happy returns

You're forgetting, Leazes has skin thicker than a rhino with eczema.

Used to be the restaurant in the Milburn didn't it? I would've thought the current regime would be falling over themselves to name a part of the ground after KK.

I particularly like the evening-time reflection one and the tunnel one btw.

You would've thought with the Carroll deal being reliant on the Torres deal going through it would have been fairly easy to grease the wheels for Sturridge to have ended up here on loan. Agreed. It's fucking obvious, isn't it? Well, to anyone who know a bit about football, so I suppose that rules dekka & fatstuff out.

Nice stuff. Haven't had the camera out for ages, should really go to Durham.

I think large Michael and his friend Derek are going to shit all over you dream unfortunately kidda.

You would've thought with the Carroll deal being reliant on the Torres deal going through it would have been fairly easy to grease the wheels for Sturridge to have ended up here on loan.

Don Cheadle's attempt at cockney almost spoils Oceans 11.

I'm not having it that deadman is real, nailed on he's an alter ego for one of the attention seekers.