Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I sense a WUM, but who is it?

Idlewild - No Emotion

Will it return?

I think I read somewhere that if you lined it up on a drag strip next to a Mclaren F1, then let the Mclaren have a head start up to 120mph it would beat it to 200mph.

I'm presuming he's emptied his sack.

The Keegan era is ten years ago now, so I reckon a canny few kids who idolised "the entertainers" will be coming into the pro ranks soon. Hope we can capitalise on it.

In the seventies. Once every four or five weeks, £8.50 but I give him a tenner because he's good craic.

Because you're a poser I guess, to be frank for less cash you could buy something that out performs it in every way possible. But it’s like having a shirt with the “right” label on it. It's still only newsworthy (or should be) because they guy was driving like a moron however (still bet he's not charged though). Really? What do you have in mind?

Goofy is so not a cow He does have somewhat bovine features though. I can see how Zico made the mistake. Sort of.

Two more from today, again featuring BMW drivers: Using tunnel vision to look straight ahead and pretending you haven't seen the lollipop woman stepping off the kerb with a group of school children behind her. Was it worth it for the 30 seconds it might have saved you silly bitch? Stopping over the coloured tarmac with KEEP CLEAR written on it in 6 foot high letters. This means you, thick bastard!

Are you still vegetarian Jimbo? I can't imagine doing without chicken, beef and pork products.

Eggy bread. Mmmmm.

I thought Duff looked up for it in the first half. Most lively I've seen him.

I wouldn't be too delighted if someone gave me a sheet of cardboard with letters on it tbf. Do you think they'll let us laminate it before it goes in the trophy cabinet?

But Goofy talks, and I think in some instances holds down employment. How does a bowtie give him these abilities? Dunno, why does Donald Duck wear a waistcoat but no pants?

Bye then.

Looks delighted doesn't he?

We probably need an away goal to be safe. Decent game, thought Dyer played well but apparently he said on tv that he hates playing on the right. Will he never learn it's a team game?

Clevor Trevor is no more. They've sacked it for good. It was mentioned last week. I hope you were listening Stevie.

Who are their best players and what positions are they?

Ones each.

I agree with you Skol. If Massa can take his pre-season form (and he won the last race last season) into the first few races he could build a lead that the more established drivers would have difficulty chipping away at. Having said that I wouldn't be totally surprised if Mclaren turn up in Melbourne, totally dominate and Alonso walks away with it. Also the bookies have still got Kimi as the favourite and they're rarely wrong. I haven't cast my vote yet.

I do find it fascinating that some clubs can keep that winning mentality (they know how to win trophies if you like, don't let pressure effect them) no matter how many changes of players/ managers/ back-room staff they have. Other clubs (ourselves included) can throw money around until the cows come home and never win anything because we lack that mental edge. By the way Stevie, make sure you're listening to H&J at about half three tomorrow, I'm pretty sure they do Clever Trevor on thursdays.

Carpe Diem.

The one on Top Gear wasn't? It was. http://www.bugatti-cars.de/bugatti/index.html Try the configurator. You can have more subtle combinations but it has to be two-tone. Goes back to the days of the Bugatti Royale apparently.