Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Pikey chic tbh.

We pop our clogs relatively (no pun intended) early in my family, particularly on my dads side. Still, its only the incontinence years we're missing out on.

2006 on the left, 2004 on the right Apparently someone made a comment about her weight 18 months ago and she has turned into a gym obsessive. Personally, I think in the 2004 photo she has an attractive feminine shape, whereas in the 2006 one she looks like a junkie. Pressures of showbiz?

If all he said is they should expect to be shot at that's fair comment isn't it? Don't suppose the fuss will to the greatest hits album any harm, all publicity is good publicity.

Has he got a hint of lavender about him then Sammy?

It's working for me v-e-r-y s-l-o-w tonight.

Fuck me, Austin Powers is working in that kitchen. On for a full house here.

Made some good stuff. Didn't realise he was that old.

Unfair advantage, having size 17 feet. His competitors should have been allowed to wear flippers.

Agreed, Reggie is the bloke on with her. Saturday breakfast is unlistenable, used to be Spoony before them and he was shit too. fivelive, talksport or xfm on saturdays for me. Then Woss on R2 at 10.

Was weird. I'd already pulled my pants down because I needed a shit, then mid-plop, I was going to be sick and instincts (and drunkeness) made me stand up to be sick in the toilet...same drunkeness made me pick it up with my hand. Had to give my dad £50 for some new tiles too because they were stained.

The perfect opportunity for Gemmill to show us his olympic-standard pissing prowess.

Read somewhere yesterday that Westwood was born in 1957. 1957! Surely anyone who acts like that can't be nearly 50?

Are you Peter Sutcliffe?

Is that next thursdee? My Christmas avatar won't be coming out until the first sunday in December, traditional me like.

A credit for Pud and a link to this place would be nice.

I get my back waxed every month. Lasses are soft as sh*te. Back, crack and sack?

Fair enough. Good cause, awful tv.

No good asking him now Wykiki, he only posts office hours. It's Mark from Battle of the Planets I believe.

You want to go to Shottingham, burglary capital of the UK? The story about it having the highest ratio of lasses to blokes is just a myth you know.

Gave my mum a lift to Northallerton this afternoon and whilst I was waiting for I ended up buying a new car.

6:35 first wank of the day I think you'll find he fitted one in between 12:00 and 12:10

Does it dig in when you answer the phone?

Shameful tbh