Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Combi Boilers, £1000-1500

Stainless steel watch (or matbe the gold one I got for my 21st for special occasions), silver curb chain (always under shirt, tshirt, jumper etc) but Mrs N has had that in her jewellery box for sometime and very rarely a silver bracelet that matches the chain.

Not recently.

No, tonsilolliths. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsil_stones

Those nasty white lumps you sometimes get on your tonsils when you've had a cold or sore throat. I've just had an unpleasant taste in my mouth and coughed up one the size of a baked bean. I'm both impressed and disgusted with myself.

There was (and indeed still is) something very creepy about Jimmy Saville

Do the lasses match their bra to the top they're wearing or to their knicks when co-ordinating?

Photoplopped tbh.

Ramsey bingo cards ready: Taking his top off in front of the camera to change into his whites; Simplifying the menu; A lick of paint and a good clean about the place; Bigging up the junior chef whilst pouring scorn on the head chef; Calling someone 'Big Boy'; Getting someone to cook for 'important clients' who turn out to be their family.

Non-matching bra & pants shows poor attention to detail. I don't like that.

Nail on head, its pure shit. Isn't it popular with the chav element?

The big fanny needs to have a word with himself. [/compassion]

They only close when you're asleep. (Apart from when they've been vandalised / burnt down).

Disco Dennis Sells Evening Gazettes in the High Street. Old NHS glasses and a perma-dirty face. Dresses up like a character from Saturday Night Fever at weekends and throws himself about the dancefloor in local clubs early on when no one else is dancing (he must be about 50 like). Looks a bit like Les from Vic Reeves Big Night Out. In the summer I saw him having a 'bath' in the sea with a bottle of fairy liquid

The Day of the Jackal is on BBC1 at 11.25 this evening. Worth recording if you've never seen it.

One of the producers of the series was being interviewed this week. Said that filming the sight (and sounds) of a pride of lions attacking a baby elephant was the most harrowing thing they had experienced.

From Beeb Sport:

Episode 7: Great Plains Sun 12 Nov, 9pm BBC One/BBC HD (repeated Sat 18 Nov, 6.10pm BBC Two) After filming for three years, Planet Earth finally captures the shy Mongolian gazelle. Only a handful of people have witnessed its annual migration. Don't miss the bizarre-looking Tibetan fox, captured on film for the first time. Over six weeks the team follow a pride of 30 lions as they attempt to hunt elephants. Using the latest night vision equipment, the crew film the chaotic battles that ensue at close quarters.

I've found the best form of defence is vitamin c & zinc lozenges from Holland & Barrett. I very rarely getting anything past the first stages of a cold. I think the zinc helps your body absorb the vit c which boosts your immune system.

Any good? I like him but I'm not sure about his chat show performances. I bet he sung, didn't he?

Aye, a cold is a cold but if you get flu you really know about it. I've got a sore throat and feel a bit under the weather. Could be to do with the gypo at work who coughed on me and left snotty tissues all over the desk mind.

What was the problem doc? Beginners error on my part really. Confusing my AV1's & AV2's and inputs & outputs, although the manual was a bit ambiguous (honest!). Also the piece of string I was using as a scart lead wasn't letting the tv communicate some of the extra fetures (direct recording, timer recording from the freeview programme guide etc.) to the dvd recorder. Full marks to Panasonic, a prompt and helpful reply from their customer care / technical advice people.