Dr Kenneth Noisewater

To quote Dr Perry Cox "If you got rid of all the porn from the internet, there would only be one site left, bringbacktheporn.com"

What you don't see is the cat got its own back by shitting on his pillow.

Yeah, that looks to be the same sort of thing Laz. Think I'd rather pay the extra £1.50 for the unlimited use one rather than make a fuck-up with the single use one.

I'd rather get wet than be seen under a brolly.

Toontastic nufc.com stltoday.com/sports/rams autotrader.co.uk bbc.co.uk/sport/

Bit complicated for someone of my limited technical ability. Anyone tried something like this: http://www.multiregionupgrades.com/upgrades/pana.htm

Does anyone know if you can get them? Previous dvd players I've had could be unlocked by pressing a combination of buttons on the remote but apparently Panasonics don't do this. Any other ways round the protection? It's a DMR-ES15 btw.

Troops letting off steam according to the military

Jimmy Saville?

I think you'll find the term used was [american accent]colleagues[/american accent].

My worst one was working in Iceland (the frozen food place, not the country). It was especially bad in winter: go in in the morning when it was still dark & cold, work in the cold store (-25) moving boxes of stock around all day in a building with no natural light. Come out in the evening when it was dark & cold. All for just over minimum wage, talk about depressing.

Nah, we'd still have found a way to fuck it up.

Must be the cooler temperatures outside bringing them in, I've see three big bastards scuttling round the house in the last couple of days. Welcome lads (or lasses). If you don't bother me, I won't bother you. Feel free to eat as many insects as you can.

Terrible news. One of my mates has know him since he they were kids. Went out for a drink with them in Leeds before he turned pro. Nice lad too, 27 is no age. RIP

"Pogo if you like my grave" tbh. How about, "You're not breathing anymore" or is that too much He's here, He's here, He's always fucking here, Dads corpse, Dads corpse.

I'd like to see that list in full, so I could check them off as he does them. Just to check there's no cheating involved. I'd also like to see the complete Morrisons 'More Reasons' list. I think Sean Bean just makes those fuckers up.

He tried to give all his money to the guy who would have been in front of him in the queue and bought the winning lottery ticket if he hadn't tricked him somehow (can't remember the detail). However, the guy was an arse and karma brought him bad luck so he gave the money back to Earl. I expect he will continue with his list in S2.

I'd vote for you. Another vote winner

You are a Social Conservative (36% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (31% permissive) You are best described as a: Totalitarian You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness. Dead by: March 2050 at age 79 - probable cause - heart attack

Just accept the fact that men are always wrong andlife will be much easier all round I think she might murder me when she finds out I've eaten all the chocolate biscuits. If I'v not been on here by tomorrow afternoon will you ring crimestoppers?

Mrs N has had pmt the last two days. If I speak I'm wrong, If I don't say anything I'm wrong, If I agree with her I'm wrong.

That was mentioned on Mark Radcliffe's show last night.

Pissed yourself on your Simsons duvet?

Marks out of ten?

Listening to my nfl team, the St.Louis Rams, play the Detroit Lions on t'internet at the moment. It's a shoot-out, who ever has the ball last will probably win.