Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Confused, insuresupermarket and comparethemarket will save you a lot of work. Also most insurers will want a photocopy of your licence to check for any endorsments and as someone said, if you've lied on your application they won't pay out on a claim.

Not as daft as leaving your christmas shopping til 4.30 on christmas eve mind. They were bribing them to open up again iirc.

These are new I think: Compeed coldsore patch

Not like you to actually admit to not having a clue about something you're passing comment on. I honestly haven't a clue what on Radio 2 - it is an unknown land to me - like knitting, gardening, motor bike engines, folk dancing etc etc I am not omnipitent - I just know a lot , partly from having lived longer than the rest of ya Omniscient tbh. Never could spell - in the old days I was beaten at school - these days I have some Illness or condition....... Senile dementia?

I listen to it most evenings. He has a good selection of regular guests who are usually amusing and there is a excellent mix of music too. Have to agree that the old 'graveyard shift' show on Radio 1 with Lard was gold.

There are always a few good stories about last minute shopping gone wrong. My brother worked at Argos one christmas and the manager let them close an hour early on Christmas eve for working so hard. Cue a bunch of bloke coming streaming out of the workies club and banging on the shutters "Open up, I haven't got our lass a present yet!" There's the one about the police being called to a domestic one christmas morning because the hubby had bought the wife a new iron for christmas and upon opening it, she battered him with it. The bloke who stayed in the pub all day on xmas eve and whilst staggering home discovered all the shops had shut and the only place open was the 24-hour petrol station. Mrs opens her presents the next morning to find a 5 litre can of Castrol GTX and a road atlas.

I'm a 23rd of December man. Like last minute exam revision, I work better when the pressure is on.

Why did she remove it? You're right about her being a hate figure mind. It's not her fault she's not Diana.

I'm changing my mind. I'm now not sure there are three worse / more unlucky teams than us and its looking like a relegation battle. Got to take maximum points from the next two league games.

Ricky Tomlinson? Worse. Nana?

I think Ashton & Nugent would make an excellent partnership but I very much doubt we'll get Ashton. Bridge and Upson sound realistic, if Neill is going anywhere it will be to Liverpoo, and the Anton Ferdinand one sounds like the journalist just picked a name and a club out of thin air.

Looks like Boris Johnson may have had a point.

Was thinking about using this as my avatar on N-O and changing my username on there to Pedro's Pecker. To similar to Asprilla's Foreskin?

Is that being released for charidee? I like it, who did it originally?

The Beardsley one against Brighton for me. Also, one Glenn Hoddle scored against us for Spurs in about '85 sticks out as a goody by an opposing player.

9 pages in and we reach the Toontastic level

He's a scouser, he's bound to be guilty of something.

Aye, you don't see the scene of devastation behind the camera

Bowl of cereal, or pasta, or soup? has to be one of the three! Cereal bowl to the right, Toon mug to the left

I'm sure there is a better photo of this moment out there somewhere, but I can't find it.

At uni a girlfriend always used to use the disabled toilet (because it was cleaner or no queue). I used to say to her she shouldn't, and one time after I'd moaned at her she came back out to where I was waiting for her pulling the mong face and doing a comedy limp. Just as a group of disabled people came the other way.

Less old school, more porn fiend tbh. has anyone noticed the recent obsession with saying that something is version '2.0' ? Makes my hemorrhoids flare up tbh. There was a thing on Horizon last night called 'Human: Version 2.0' It reckoned computers will be more powerful than human brains by 2029 and we will be able to upgade ourselves, download memories & thoughts etc. Probably bollocks tbh.

Could it be used to incinerate a new contract before Titus has chance to sign it?