Dr Kenneth Noisewater

A temporary one done with henna ink and a wooden stick (bit like a toothpick). They last about a fortnight.

Was just about to post something similar. We could have all made our suggestions, then he could have turned his nose up at them for being 'plebby'. Think you're right about the one at the Baltic Chez, it always used to be booked way in advance. Is he that bad? See the gastropubs thread from last week.

Was just about to post something similar. We could have all made our suggestions, then he could have turned his nose up at them for being 'plebby'. Think you're right about the one at the Baltic Chez, it always used to be booked way in advance.

Made from the body parts of those who dared to criticise his culinary skill. Watch yourself.

What do you reckon to them? I've never liked them enough to buy an album but I could be tempted to aquire the greatest hits thats just come out.

Anyone been watching these? I've seen the last two. I love his scientific approach to cooking, I'd fancy trying his pub (his restaurant might be a bit too much for my simple tastes). The fish & chips looked incredible, chips were a bit complicated mind.

Pikey chic tbh.

We pop our clogs relatively (no pun intended) early in my family, particularly on my dads side. Still, its only the incontinence years we're missing out on.

2006 on the left, 2004 on the right Apparently someone made a comment about her weight 18 months ago and she has turned into a gym obsessive. Personally, I think in the 2004 photo she has an attractive feminine shape, whereas in the 2006 one she looks like a junkie. Pressures of showbiz?

If all he said is they should expect to be shot at that's fair comment isn't it? Don't suppose the fuss will to the greatest hits album any harm, all publicity is good publicity.

Has he got a hint of lavender about him then Sammy?

It's working for me v-e-r-y s-l-o-w tonight.

Fuck me, Austin Powers is working in that kitchen. On for a full house here.

Made some good stuff. Didn't realise he was that old.

Unfair advantage, having size 17 feet. His competitors should have been allowed to wear flippers.

For some reason whenever I hear 'Tumour Boy' I hear Homer singing "Hey there, blimpy boy, flying through the sky so fancy free... Hey there, blimpy boy, flying through the sky so fancy free..." After he gave his ride on the Duff blimp to Flanders.

Hasn't it got a sliding roof? Not as such. There are two slidey (how do you spell slidey?) bits at each end, but the roof over the lower tier of each main stand appears inadequate. Expect to see fans in plastic 'Wembley' ponchos when it's pissing down. Piss poor (or indeed, piss-wet-through poor) that.

Hasn't it got a sliding roof?

Agreed, Reggie is the bloke on with her. Saturday breakfast is unlistenable, used to be Spoony before them and he was shit too. fivelive, talksport or xfm on saturdays for me. Then Woss on R2 at 10.

Was weird. I'd already pulled my pants down because I needed a shit, then mid-plop, I was going to be sick and instincts (and drunkeness) made me stand up to be sick in the toilet...same drunkeness made me pick it up with my hand. Had to give my dad £50 for some new tiles too because they were stained.

The perfect opportunity for Gemmill to show us his olympic-standard pissing prowess.

Read somewhere yesterday that Westwood was born in 1957. 1957! Surely anyone who acts like that can't be nearly 50?

Garth Crooks has got FOUR of our lot in his team of the week. No arguements about Given, a nice return for Kieron, but Moore? And was Ramage really the best leftback in the prem this weekend? Clickety-Click

Are you Peter Sutcliffe?